The Loch

The Loch The Loch Steve Alten
Tsunami Books 2005
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Let me start by say­ing that this is a very enter­tain­ing book. It’s a real page turner, and I read it over the space of about 36 hours. There, now I’ve got most of the good stuff out of the way.

How can you make a book about the Loch Ness Mon­ster even more ridicu­lous? Why, you get the Knights Tem­plar involved, that’s how. Not only that, but you cre­ate a super-secret Scot­tish sub­set of the sect, and make them Nessie’s keep­ers. Tie all of this in with a mix­ture of real and made-up Scot­tish his­tory (with appear­ances by William Wal­lace and Robert the Bruce), and you have one far-fetched piece of fiction.

There are a cou­ple of recur­rent annoy­ances in this book. One is that every chap­ter is fronted by one or a few (mostly real, I sup­pose) quotes from peo­ple who claim to have seen Nessie. There are only so many ways that one can describe a fleet­ing sight of some­thing that appears to be a large aquatic ser­pent, and they’re all cov­ered in the first few chap­ters. The sec­ond annoy­ance comes in the form of recur­ring entries from the diary of an early Tem­plar. The diary has been “trans­lated” in a pseudo-modern-Scottish dialect, and is printed in a hard-to-read Old Eng­lish font.

If you skim the quotes and the diary entries, then this can be an enjoy­able — albeit ridicu­lous and his­tor­i­cally inac­cu­rate — read.

1 Comment

  • This mir­rors my expe­ri­ence of the book. It’s a “tater tot” book — it resem­bles the real thing and has some of the taste of the real thing, but lit­tle of the nutri­tional value. One is ashamed to have enjoyed it and can only rec­om­mend it as “good junk.”

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