Zoo Run

Swimming Bear

Swim­ming Bear

A lit­tle over a month ago, Veron­ica par­tic­i­pated in the Zoo Run, a char­ity 5K/10K run/walk ben­e­fit­ing Madison’s Henry Vilas Zoo. I tagged along to pro­vide moral sup­port and to hang out at the zoo while she ran. We arrived at the zoo fairly early, so we had some time to walk around and look at the ani­mals. Most of them were just wak­ing up them­selves, and weren’t very active. A notable excep­tion to this was one of the polar bears. He (I’m mak­ing an assump­tion based on size) was pass­ing time by swim­ming laps in a small pool within his enclo­sure. A small water­fall pours into the pool, and he seemed to like swim­ming under that on his back. Upon reach­ing the other end, he’d swim back under­wa­ter and repeat the process. Only once did we see him get out, and the only briefly. He shook off some water, walked around a bit, then did a belly slide back into the pool for some more laps. I’d like to think that the bear looked happy as he was glid­ing through the water, but I can’t imag­ine that such obses­sive behav­ior is a sign of good men­tal health.

Standing Flamingos

Stand­ing Flamingos

I watched the begin­ning of the race, then went back to wan­der the zoo. By this time, the ani­mals were becom­ing a lit­tle more active. I walked by the polar bears again, and the big one was still swim­ming. I also stopped by the giraffes, pen­guins, flamin­gos, and a few oth­ers. The lions were asleep in a secluded part of their enclo­sure, and none of the other big cats were on dis­play. I didn’t have a whole lot of time, so I didn’t ven­ture into the aviary, the rep­tile house, or any of the other enclosed exhibits.

Running Librarian

Run­ning Librarian

I thought that I’d timed my mean­der­ings so that I’d arrive at the fin­ish line a few min­utes before Veron­ica (the race route formed a loop, so I had far less dis­tance to travel than did she). But, she beat her goal time by so much that I missed her! I man­aged to snap a few pic­tures close to the start of the race, but unfor­tu­nately none at the end. After the race, we went home for some from-scratch blue­berry pan­cakes, which she’d cer­tainly earned (and which I cer­tainly hadn’t). Click any of the pic­tures above to see the whole gallery.

Coffin Trailer

Spot­ted on cam­pus this Saturday:

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I sus­pect that this was related to Geek.Kon, which was going on all week­end in the UW Human­i­ties Build­ing (which we musi­cians share with his­to­ri­ans, artists, and schol­ars of the Abra­hamic reli­gions), but I’m not sure of that. Appar­ently this isn’t a unique idea; I found a cou­ple of other exam­ples here and here. I kind of wish I’d been around to see the biker’s arrival or depar­ture, to see what (or who?) rides in the coffin.

Dog on Bike

John and Pansy

John and Pansy

At the end of last semes­ter, I was talk­ing to my boss (and friend) John about the pic­tures I took of a woman with four dogs on her bike. He remarked that he also has a bas­ket on his bike for his dog, a minia­ture dachs­hund named Pansy. He’d told this to a num­ber of peo­ple, who’ve nat­u­rally all wanted to see pic­tures of Pansy in her bas­ket. But, he’d never had any pic­tures to show them. So, I offered to take some pic­tures once I got my new cam­era. After a few attempts foiled by bad weather or sched­ul­ing con­flicts, we finally got together a few weeks ago to do a photo shoot. John and Fran­nie had Veron­ica and me over for din­ner (a deli­cious home­made gaz­pa­cho with crusty bread and raw milk but­ter), and we walked over to a nearby bike path to shoot. I ended up tak­ing over a hun­dred pic­tures, but I’ve cut it down to the nine best. Click the photo above to see the gallery.

Nevada Rock Art

When we were vis­it­ing my mom in Nevada last month, one of the activ­i­ties she arranged for us to do was to take a guided tour of Grimes Point Archae­o­log­i­cal Area. Grimes Point lies about an hour an a half east of Car­son City, near the town of Fal­lon. For much of the last 10,000 years, a lake existed in the area — mak­ing it an attrac­tive place for native peo­ples to set­tle. Fluc­tu­at­ing water lev­els resulted in mul­ti­ple dis­tinct areas and lay­ers of occu­pa­tion. Today, the site sits sort of out in the mid­dle of nowhere, with no siz­able body of water in the imme­di­ate vicinity.

Pet­ro­glyphs

Grimes Point has two main draws: Hid­den Cave and the Pet­ro­glyph Trail. Hid­den Cave is only open a cou­ple of times a month, so we’ll have to do that on another trip. The Pet­ro­glyph Trail is always open, but we had a spe­cial guided tour. I’ve seen pet­ro­glyphs in a num­ber of places in Ari­zona and New Mex­ico, but never in as high a con­cen­tra­tion as there is at Grimes Point. Just about every siz­able rock had some sort of rock art on it, and many were prac­ti­cally cov­ered. Some of the old­est pet­ro­glyphs (roughly 8,000 years old, I think) have been almost entirely reclaimed by the desert, and are only vis­i­ble from cer­tain van­tage points or in cer­tain light. (Most pet­ro­glyphs in the Amer­i­can South­west are cre­ated by scrap­ing the dark patina — known as ‘desert var­nish’ — off of rocks. The ‘var­nish’ is rede­posited over time, mean­ing that the old­est glyphs are now almost the some color as the sur­round­ing rock.)

We saw quite a range of iconog­ra­phy and tech­niques. Some of the ear­li­est carv­ings are deep snake-like grooves and lit­tle round depres­sions known as ‘cupules.’ Later work ranges from seem­ingly abstract geo­met­ric sym­bol and designs to things that are more obvi­ously rep­re­sen­ta­tional: ani­mals, peo­ple, and the like. Some motifs are sim­i­lar to glyphs at Pet­ro­glyph National Mon­u­ment and oth­ers I’ve seen, but the style is com­pletely dif­fer­ent (as one would expect from dif­fer­ent cul­tures liv­ing in sim­i­lar but dis­tant areas). One par­tic­u­lar exam­ple is the spi­ral — a motif the seems to be pretty com­mon across the south­west. Spi­rals I’d seen before have very thin lines, lots of rota­tions, and are quite com­pact. The one spi­ral we saw at Grimes Point was con­structed from a very wide line that only makes two-and-a-half or three rotations.

I took lots of pho­tos on our walk, many of them attempts to cap­ture the same glyphs from dif­fer­ent angles. I cut the col­lec­tion down quite a bit, and posted 22 pic­tures in a gallery. Click any of the pho­tos above to view the whole set.

Bassoon Hero III

When I was think­ing about mak­ing recital posters for my mul­ti­ple recitals last year, I thought a few times about try­ing to cre­ate a bas­soon ver­sion of Activision’s Gui­tar Hero (a guilty plea­sure I engage in from time to time). I got as far as down­load­ing a hi-res ver­sion of the game’s logo and a bunch of screen shots, but I never got around to doing any­thing with them, and I sort of for­got about the idea.

Then tonight, I hap­pened across this:
Bassoon Hero III

Some­one (I don’t know who) has had the same idea, and done a very good job real­iz­ing it. The artist neatly side­stepped one pho­to­shop­ping issue that kept me from work­ing on the idea: by plac­ing music stands in front of the play­ers, s/he elim­i­nated the need to erase the bod­ies of the gui­tars, which are much wider than a bas­soon. The necks of the gui­tars don’t pose the same prob­lem, as the bas­soons’ bells eas­ily cover them. The image is very well done all around; I espe­cially like the Wii-style bas­soon controller.

[via Dead Robot]

An E-volution of Experience

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Through the magic of Face­book, I recently became aware of an upcom­ing con­cert at my alma mater, Ari­zona State. The event, which fea­tures a num­ber of stu­dent ensem­bles, will offer alter­na­tives to the stan­dard sit-in-your-seat-and-quietly-watch-the-stage concert-going expe­ri­ence. While lis­ten­ing to the ASU Sym­phonic Band, a struc­tured impro­vi­sa­tion group, and an array of cham­ber ensem­bles, audi­ence mem­bers will have their choice of activ­i­ties. From the event page on the ASU School of Music website:

Inter­ac­tive options include: blog­ging with musi­cians in real time, get­ting a play-by-play of the event from a knowl­edge­able musi­cian just as in sport­ing events, immers­ing your­self in music-related con­ver­sa­tion with other audi­ence mem­bers, or you can sim­ply sit back and enjoy the music in a tra­di­tional con­cert envi­ron­ment. Please remem­ber to bring your lap­top or smart phone with you, should you plan to par­tic­i­pate in the blog­ging activities.

The idea is a very inter­est­ing one — try­ing to attract new audi­ence mem­bers by alter­ing the whole dynamic of the event. I assume that the var­i­ous groups of peo­ple will be located in dif­fer­ent parts of the hall. While Gam­mage Audi­to­rium is quite large, I won­der if the play-by-play or the con­ver­sa­tion cor­ner will bother the peo­ple who opt for a tra­di­tional con­cert expe­ri­ence. I also won­der how many peo­ple will actu­ally live-blog the con­cert. That sort of thing seems to be most pop­u­lar for polit­i­cal con­ven­tions and Apple events.

I hope the event is a suc­cess though, and I applaud the effort to shake things up a bit. Gary Hill, the Direc­tor of Bands, is very forward-looking as a con­duc­tor and music direc­tor. Although I only played under him for a cou­ple of years, I got the chance to play a plethora of cool new music — much of which was out­side the tra­di­tional con­cep­tion of what ‘band music’ is or should be.

I won­der if I’ll be able to find a live blog of the event, since I can’t attend myself…

Swimming and Shakespeare

When we were in Nevada a few weeks ago, we spent an after­noon and evening at Sand Har­bor on Lake Tahoe. It was hot out­side, and refresh­ingly (if ini­tially shock­ingly) cold in the lake. The water is very clear, although there wasn’t a whole lot to see — near the beach, at least. It was pleas­ant to go for a swim in a large body of water, dry out on the sandy beach, and real­ize that I wasn’t cov­ered in either salt or lake sludge.

Stage by the Lake

After we’d had our fill of the beach, we cleaned up and walked over to the Lake Tahoe Shake­speare Fes­ti­val’s out­door stage, which has the lake for a back­drop. My mom had got­ten us tick­ets to that evening’s pro­duc­tion of A Mid­sum­mer Night’s Dream. After find­ing our seats, we sat down to a deli­cious pic­nic assem­bled by the var­i­ous mem­bers of our group. The food was tasty, the venue was gor­geous, and the play was… weird. Most of the Athe­ni­ans were rich yacht club types (a good fit for many of Tahoe’s sum­mer res­i­dents), while the rebel­lious Her­mia and Lysander were goths. The faeries were mostly pseudo native Amer­i­can, except for the token black guy wear­ing a loin­cloth and car­ry­ing a spear. The mechan­i­cals were a vari­ety of blue-collar work­ers, with Nick Bot­tom as a guitar-wielding hot dog vendor.

To these dis­parate (and never sat­is­fac­to­rily explained) groups was added a bizarre mish­mash of music. Nick Bot­tom came out to The Boss’s “Born in the USA.” The var­i­ous songs within the play were sung in rock-ish set­tings with instru­ments played by mem­bers of the com­pany. Through­out the play, a new-age Navajo — who was often on stage — played so-called “Native Amer­i­can flute.” Per­haps the weird­est thing came at the end. Dur­ing Puck’s solil­o­quy (“If we shad­ows have offended…”) the flutist played and another Indian con­duct­ing a smudg­ing cer­e­mony on stage. The whole thing was a hodge­podge of dif­fer­ent and largely uncon­nected direc­to­r­ial direc­tions. But, at least we had plenty to talk about on the ride back down to Car­son City.

Bassoon Tattoo

Wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

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I don’t even know how to respond to this.

[via Wired]

Scoop

By Eve­lyn Waugh
Back Bay Books, 1999
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Up-and-coming writer John Boot des­per­ately wants an excuse to leave Lon­don so as to escape an unwanted admirer. He spots the per­fect oppor­tu­nity when civil war breaks out in the African Repub­lic of Ish­maelia. He per­suades an influ­en­tial friend to get him a job as a for­eign cor­re­spon­dent for one of the major Lon­don news­pa­pers. This friend con­vinces Lord Cop­per, the head of the Dail Beast, to hire boot and send him to Ish­maelia. But owing to ambigu­ous instruc­tions and sub­or­di­nates eager to cater to Lord Copper’s every whim, the wrong Boot gets shipped to Africa.

William Boot has no aspi­ra­tions to fame or adven­ture; prior to his pro­mo­tion to for­eign cor­re­spon­dent, William had writ­ten a bi-weekly nature col­umn for the Beast from the com­port of his some­what ram­shackle rural fam­ily estate. Now, William finds him­self in a land about which he knows noth­ing, assigned to a task for which he has lit­tle apti­tude, expe­ri­ence, or inter­est. On top of this, he has to con­tend with schem­ing com­peti­tors, slow and mis­di­rected telegrams, and the vagaries of the ever-changing Ish­maelite government.

Waugh is in top form here, sat­i­riz­ing sen­sa­tion­al­ist news­men, incom­pe­tent busi­ness lead­ers, banana republics, and a hand­ful of other things. Some of his ref­er­ences are a lit­tle obscure for a reader sep­a­rated from him by sev­enty years and the Atlantic Ocean, but the rest of the book is hilar­i­ous enough to more than make up for it.

Washoe Lake

About a week ago, Veron­ica and I returned from vis­it­ing my mom in Car­son City, Nevada. We were there for about a week, and did a whole bunch of fun stuff, like swim­ming in and boat­ing on Lake Tahoe, see­ing a bizarre pro­duc­tion of A Mid­sum­mer Night’s Dream, vis­it­ing the Nevada Art Museum, get­ting a guided tour of an area with lots of pet­ro­glyphs, and attend­ing the Car­son City Jazz Fes­ti­val. I took a bunch of pic­tures, and will be post­ing them in chunks over the next week or so.

Praying Mantis
Pray­ing Mantis

The first set of pic­tures is from Washoe Lake, which lies just north of Car­son City. Much of the shore of the lake is part of a state park, which includes a cou­ple of wildlife obser­va­tion plat­forms. Walk­ing around the south­ern shore of the lake, we saw quail, ducks, but­ter­flies, and a lone great blue heron. I almost stepped on a large pray­ing man­tis, who I was cer­tainly not expect­ing to find on the gravel path on which we were walk­ing. (S)he was a very coop­er­a­tive model, let­ting me take lots of pic­tures, and at times even seem­ingly mug­ging for the camera.

At Lit­tle Washoe Lake, just north of its larger name­sake, we spot­ted a clus­ter of pel­i­cans float­ing, with one soar­ing over­head. Unfor­tu­nately, they were too far away for any decent pho­tos. While dri­ving between the lakes, how­ever, we came upon a red-tailed hawk perch­ing on a bale of hay. I man­aged to snap a cou­ple of pic­tures from the car before he flew off to join a friend atop a nearby tele­phone pole.

Click any of the above pho­tos to see the whole gallery.

How Equal Temperament Ruined Harmony

How Equal Temperament Ruined Harmony (and Why You Should Care)
By Ross W. Duf­fin
W. W. Nor­ton, 2006
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In his pre­lude, Duf­fin men­tions a recent book about the his­tory of equal tem­pera­ment. The book to which he refers is Stu­art Isacoff’s Tem­pera­ment (reviewed here), although Duf­fin only iden­ti­fies it in his end­notes. He takes issue with Isacoff’s treat­ment of the sub­ject, say­ing that Isacoff “con­cluded that Rameau dis­cov­ered equal tem­pera­ment (ET) in 1737, and basi­cally we all lived hap­pily ever after.” Duf­fin sees this as more or less the party line amongst present-day musi­cians; he relates an anec­dote about the con­duc­tor Christoph von Dohnányi as an exam­ple of this.

As one might guess from the book’s title, Duf­fin does not agree with the view of equal tem­pera­ment as the be-all and end-all, the Holy Grail of tun­ing sys­tems. He crit­i­cizes authors like Isacoff and Mur­ray Bar­bour (whose 1951 book Tun­ing and Tem­pera­ment is the stan­dard schol­arly study of the issue) for approach­ing the his­tory of tun­ing with an extreme bias towards equal tem­pera­ment. Duf­fin asks how Bar­bour, who admit­ted that he had never heard any­thing other than equal tem­pera­ment, could pos­si­bly dis­miss all other tun­ing sys­tems as infe­rior and unusable.

Thus, Duf­fin sets out to write a bal­anced his­tory of tun­ing sys­tems, one that does not take the supremacy of equal tem­pera­ment as a given. In doing this, he goes beyond the stan­dard his­tor­i­cal writ­ings. He exam­ines instru­men­tal meth­ods, the writ­ings of lesser-known musi­cians, and even musi­cal pas­sages (such as in the cello part of Haydn’s String Quar­tet op. 77, no. 2, where the com­poser spec­i­fies at one point that an E-flat and an adja­cent D-sharp should be played as the same note, indi­cat­ing that he prob­a­bly didn’t expect this else­where). Duf­fin also delves into more recent his­tory, exam­in­ing the prac­tices of nineteenth-century piano tuners and ana­lyz­ing early sound record­ings made by promi­nent artists such as vio­lin­ist Joseph Joachim.

Duf­fin brings all these dis­parate sources together to argue not only that the cur­rent pre­dom­i­nance of equal tem­pera­ment devel­oped later and more spo­rad­i­cally than is gen­er­ally accepted, but also that prior to about 1917, so-called “equal” tem­pera­ments were often not so equal at all.

Duf­fin writes con­vinc­ingly on his topic, and does so with pas­sion and a sharp wit. His intended audi­ence is more schol­arly — or at least more musi­cally trained — than that of Stu­art Isacoff, but his prose is still delight­fully read­able. There are quite a few side­bars through­out the books, mostly devoted to short biogra­phies of per­sons men­tioned in the text. It’s nice not to have to refer to Grove or Baker’s to get some back­ground infor­ma­tion on some of the more obscure per­son­ages, but these side­bars often inter­rupt the text in awk­ward places. There are also a hand­ful of car­toons scat­tered through the text. These sort of set the tone of the book, but even the best are only smirk– or groan-worthy. I’d rec­om­mend that any­one with more than a pass­ing inter­est in the sub­ject of tem­pera­ment read both Isacoff’s and Duffin’s books in order to get two very dif­fer­ent per­spec­tives on the matter.

Bump, Set, Yikes

I’ve been watch­ing alot of NBC’s cov­er­age of the Olympics (or the Games of the XXIX Olympiad, for you purists) this sum­mer. Hav­ing been an aquaphile my whole life and a com­pet­i­tive swim­mer through high school, I’ve nat­u­rally been most inter­ested in the aquatic events. There’s been plenty of excit­ing swim­ming in prime-time, along with gym­nas­tics and track. I’ve also seen some div­ing, row­ing, tram­po­line, field, cycling, and bas­ket­ball. But the sport I’ve prob­a­bly seen the most of is vol­ley­ball. Why? I have no idea.

Sure, it was excit­ing to watch Kerri Walsh and Misty May-Trainor squash their com­pe­ti­tion for their sec­ond gold medal in as many Olympic games. It was also impres­sive to see Todd Rogers and the gar­gan­tuan Phil Dal­hausser fight it out for the gold. And, it was funny to notice that the Brazil­ian women com­peted in sports bras that said “BRA 1″ and “BRA 2.” But, why is there so much beach vol­ley­ball (and seem­ingly just as much of its less excit­ing sib­ling: indoor vol­ley­ball) being broad­cast live? It’s been on pretty much every night I’ve watched, and some morn­ings, as well. Vol­ley­ball isn’t exactly a huge spec­ta­tor sport in the US. Why is it get­ting so much more cov­er­age than other lesser-known sports? What about sail­ing, white-water kayak­ing, or ping pong? Where are weightlift­ing, ten­nis, and archery? And most impor­tantly, why is vol­ley­ball on now instead of the Mod­ern Pen­tathlon, which NBC’s site tells me is also hap­pen­ing at the moment?

What,” you may be ask­ing your­self, “is the Mod­ern Pen­tathlon?” I asked myself the same ques­tion a short while ago while brows­ing the Olympics page on Wikipedia. It is, in short, the most bad-ass event at the Sum­mer Olympics, and it’s get­ting no TV cov­er­age. The Mod­ern Pen­tathlon is not a track and field event, as you might be inclined to guess. Instead, it com­bines skills from a range of dis­ci­plines: épée fenc­ing, pis­tol shoot­ing, a 200 meter swim, show jump­ing, and a 3 kilo­me­ter run. Yes: it involves run­ning, swim­ming, jump­ing over things on horse­back, shoot­ing at stuff, and fight­ing with swords. And instead of these impres­sive demon­stra­tions of modern-day-knightly skills, I’m watch­ing twelve men in short shorts hit a rub­ber ball back and forth. What the hell, NBC?

The Navigator

The Navigator (NUMA Files)
By Clive Cus­sler
Put­nam Adult, 2007
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The Nav­i­ga­tor more or less fol­lows the typ­i­cal Cus­sler for­mula: the life of a beau­ti­ful woman sci­en­tist becomes endan­gered as she pur­sues an impor­tant historical/archaeological arti­fact, Dirk Pitt and Al Giordino (or in this case, Kurt Austin and Joe Zavala) swoop in and save her while test­ing a cutting-edge piece of marine tech­nol­ogy. They then team up to find the arti­fact and thwart the evil mastermind/shadowy multi-national corporation/secret soci­ety that needs the arti­fact to achieve world dom­i­na­tion. The good guys, of course, save the world, recover the arti­fact, and thereby cause a large chunk of his­tory to be rewrit­ten. The Nav­i­ga­tor improves on this some­what by touch­ing on two lev­els of his­tory: a Phoeni­cian trea­sure located by Thomas Jef­fer­son and his con­tem­po­raries. Other than that, it’s stan­dard, for­mu­laic, thrill-a-minute Cussler.

Portrait Of A Killer

Portrait of a Killer
By Patri­cia Daniels Corn­well
Berkley Books, 2003
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The case of Jack the Rip­per is one of the world’s most endur­ing unsolved mys­ter­ies. Dur­ing the 120 years or so since the killer claimed his first vic­tim, there has been almost con­stant spec­u­la­tion as to his iden­tity. Doc­tors and sur­geons have always made pop­u­lar sus­pects, as some of the vic­tims are thought to have been dis­sected or dis­mem­bered with some skill. Other the­o­ries have sug­gested Eng­lish nobles. petty theives, “insane” per­sons, and even Joseph (not John) Mer­rick — the Ele­phant Man — as the killer.

In this 2002 book, Patri­cia Corn­well details her inves­ti­ga­tions of and con­clu­sions about the case. She has, for the first time, brought mod­ern foren­sic tech­niques to bear on the case. Lit­tle phys­i­cal evi­dence remains, but she sub­jects what there is (let­ters, mostly) to DNA, mito­chon­dr­ial DNA, paper, water­mark, ink, and hand­writ­ing analy­sis. She uses the result­ing evi­dence to link Wal­ter Sick­ert, a British painter of Ger­man extrac­tion, to the crimes. With this evi­den­tial con­nec­tion estab­lished, Corn­well uses a great deal of cir­cum­stan­tial evi­dence to bol­ster her case.
Among many other things, Sick­ert often painted and drew very dark and men­ac­ing pieces, and Corn­well sees par­al­lels between some of these and the Ripper;s vic­tims or crimes. She cites the fact that Sick­ert, a for­mer actor, was a mas­ter of dis­guise, and that he would often dis­ap­pear for days into one of a num­ber of secret stu­dios he kept in the seed­ier sec­tions of London.

Corn­well also argues against some basic sup­po­si­tions of the Rip­per case. At the time of the mur­ders, hun­dreds of let­ters were sent to the Met­ro­pol­i­tan Police, claim­ing to be from the killer. Most of these have long been con­sid­ered to be fakes. Corn­well posits instead that the vari­a­tions in hand­writ­ing among the let­ters would have been easy for a skilled artist like Sick­ert to fake, and that sim­i­lar­i­ties in writ­ing style and paper types mean that a large num­ber of the let­ters are actu­ally from the killer. She also dis­agrees with the idea that the Rip­per appeared, killed a hand­ful of women, and then dis­ap­peared again. She iden­ti­fies one mur­der that took place prior to the acknowl­edged Rip­per killings and a num­ber that occurred after them as the work of the same per­son — Wal­ter Sickert.

Por­trait of a Killer is com­pelling, but as Corn­well her­self admits, most of her evi­dence is cir­cum­stan­tial. It appears — at least from the orga­ni­za­tion of the book — that she set out to answer the ques­tion “Was Wal­ter Sick­ert Jack the Rip­per?” rather than the ques­tion “Who was Jack the Rip­per?” As such, it comes off as more of an inves­ti­ga­tion of Sick­ert than of the Rip­per. The evi­dence, as Corn­well presents it, shows that the artist could have been the killer — not that he was, and not that any of the other sus­pects weren’t.

Fast Food Nation

Fast Food Nation
By Eric Schlosser
Harper Peren­nial, 2005
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Much of what has been writ­ten about the fast food indus­try in recent years has focused on how unhealth­ful the food is and the industry’s pre­sumed link to the rise of obe­sity in this coun­try. While Eric Schlosser touches on this, his exam­i­na­tion of fast food goes far deeper. Schlosser details the his­tory of the indus­try, trac­ing it to its ori­gins in south­ern Cal­i­for­nia in the late 1940s and early 1950s. He sees the con­cept of fast food as purely a prod­uct of post-WWII Amer­i­can cul­ture: squeaky-clean restau­rants using assem­bly line or auto­mated prepa­ra­tion meth­ods, pro­vid­ing almost instant grat­i­fi­ca­tion to the rapidly-growing pop­u­la­tion of car owners.

Schlosser goes on to show how inti­mately the fast food indus­try has been con­nected to var­i­ous eco­nomic, social, and indus­trial devel­op­ments over the last sixty years. The prac­tice of busi­ness fran­chis­ing — in which a com­pany licenses its name, busi­ness plan, and pro­ce­dures to indi­vid­ual entre­pre­neurs, thus cre­at­ing uni­for­mity of prod­ucts and demand­ing uni­for­mity of sup­plies — is an inven­tion of the fast food indus­try. He also links fast food to such things as the rise of mono­cul­ture, the indus­tri­al­iza­tion of meat pro­cess­ing, the low national min­i­mum wage, and the increased use of processed and arti­fi­cial ingre­di­ents and flavorings.

Although Schlosser spends most of his time exam­in­ing what he (and I) see as detri­men­tal effects of the fast food indus­try, he does find a sil­ver lin­ing. He dis­cusses some good things the indus­try has accom­plished, and sin­gles out some com­pa­nies (such as In-N-Out Burger, one of my favorites) that buck indus­try trends. This book is a fas­ci­nat­ing read, but I wouldn’t rec­om­mend it if you plan to con­tinue eat­ing fast food with any regularity.

Free Pizza!

Walk­ing around the UW cam­pus, one is con­stantly bom­barded by adver­tise­ments for all sorts of things, rang­ing from the com­mer­cial (new restau­rants, bar drink spe­cials, coupon books) to the social (fra­ter­ni­ties and soror­i­ties, intra­mural sports, stu­dent clubs of all sorts) to the reli­gious (reg­u­lar appear­ances by Men­non­ites, Hasidic Jews, and fire-and-brimstone Bible-thumpers) to the polit­i­cal (Democ­rats, Repub­li­cans, anti-war, pro-China, anti-China). These ads often appear in the form of fly­ers, picket signs, wear­able sandwich-boards, ban­ners, or good old-fashioned soap­box ora­tion. By far the most preva­lent (and least annoy­ing, in my opin­ion) form of adver­tis­ing on cam­pus is chalking.

It is not uncom­mon, as I walk from the library or music build­ing to the bus stop late at night, to see peo­ple car­ry­ing around buck­ets of brightly-colored side­walk chalk, stop­ping every few feet to claim another blank area of pave­ment. These sorts of ads are usu­ally fairly sim­ple, owing to the nec­es­sar­ily one-at-a-time method of cre­ation as well as to the ephemeral nature of chalk — indeed, of most things that are tramped upon by thou­sands of feet through­out the course of a day. Occa­sion­ally the chalk­ing becomes more ambi­tious; a num­ber of 20-foot wide peace sym­bols come to mind.

Near the end of the spring semes­ter, I spot­ted what is def­i­nitely my favorite bit of chalk­ing so far. It was done on the wall of a build­ing, and par­o­dies so well the style and tone of other more seri­ous chalk advertisements:

Death Star Chalk Ad
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Wandering in Seattle

The Thurs­day after the Folk­life Fes­ti­val, I had a free day to roam around Seat­tle. As is my wont, I cel­e­brated my first day of free­dom from walk­ing around the fes­ti­val grounds all day by… walk­ing around the city all day. I started out the day by meet­ing Jerin for morn­ing coffee/tea at Elliot Bay Books. After that, I spent awhile shop­ping in and around Pio­neer Square and Pike Place Mar­ket. I had an amaz­ing lunch at the Three Girls Bak­ery — a big slab of baked salmon with havarti, spicy Dijon mus­tard, and let­tuce on fresh rose­mary gar­lic bread. It was the best sand­wich I’ve had in recent mem­ory. I ducked into a lit­tle record shop at Pike Place before mov­ing on. In the jazz ‘New Arrival’ bin, I found an LP by the Aus­tralian Jazz Quin­tet — a group that fea­tured Erroll Bud­dle on bas­soon and tenor sax, and whose LPs I’d hereto­fore only been able to find on eBay.

Calder's Eagle
Alexan­der Calder’s “Eagle”

Next I headed to the rel­a­tively new Olympic Sculp­ture Park, an exten­sion of the Seat­tle Art Museum that sits right on the water­front. The park has quite a few per­ma­nent pieces by sculp­tors such as Louise Bour­geois, Ellsworth Kelly, and Alexan­der Calder. There are also a num­ber of tem­po­rary pieces on dis­play, most promi­nently (right now, at least) a num­ber of giant orange safety cones by Den­nis Oppen­heim. The park is also home to the PACCAR Pavil­ion, an expan­sive gallery space that cur­rently houses a large and inter­est­ing instal­la­tion by Geoff McFetridge called “In The Mind”.

After spend­ing awhile in the Sculp­ture Park, I con­tin­ued strolling around town. I stopped in at the mag­nif­i­cent Rem Kool­haas–designed Seat­tle Pub­lic Library to pick up a lit­tle some­thing for Veron­ica. I’d been there before, so I didn’t stay too long. Next, I wan­dered past City Hall and up into the Inter­na­tional Dis­trict for some sushi. Along the way, I spot­ted the fan­ci­est fire sta­tion I’ve ever seen, and a very decrepit for­mer hotel. Soon, I’ll have some pic­tures to post from the last por­tions of my trip — involv­ing boats, trains, and an eccen­tric millionaire.

Kitchen Confidential

Kitchen Confidential
By Anthony Bour­dain
Harper Peren­nial, 2001
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Anthony Bour­dain pulls no punches in this mem­oir of his life­time in the restau­rant indus­try. He sets out to describe what the peo­ple who toil behind swing­ing kitchen doors are really like, explic­itly point­ing out the dif­fer­ences between them and squeaky-clean TV chefs — or at least their on-screen per­sonas. Bour­dain details his rise through the culi­nary world, from a teenaged dish­washer in a coastal Mass­a­chu­setts tourist town to the Culi­nary Insti­tute of America-trained Exec­u­tive Chef at Brasserie Les Halles in New York. His ascent was far from smooth — inex­pe­ri­ence, drug addic­tion, crazy emplo­erys and employ­ees, and run-ins with orga­nized crime all took their toll. But for Bour­dain, cook­ing — really food — is an all-consuming pas­sion, and he seems able to bounce back from anything.

Beyond being a gritty mem­oir, Kitchen Con­fi­den­tial offers a great deal of insight into how pro­fes­sional kitchens and restau­rants in gen­eral func­tion. Bour­dain explains on which days of the weeks var­i­ous food items are gen­er­ally fresh­est, which dishes typ­i­cally have the high­est mark-ups, what menu items to avoid, and what sorts of spe­cial requests tend to piss cooks off. He also offers advice on kitchen tools, gar­nish­ing meth­ods, and ingre­di­ent selec­tion for the ama­teur cook hop­ing to emu­late fancy restau­rant techniques.

Kitchen Con­fi­den­tial is a very inter­est­ing read, if one can get past Bourdain’s blus­tery tone, salty lan­guage, and some­times unsa­vory doings. He is a good writer, despite these things, and his intel­li­gence and whit often shine through, mak­ing this a book that’s hard to set down.

Folklife, Part 2

I had very lit­tle to do on Memo­r­ial Day, the last day of the fes­ti­val, other than repair some easels and dis­trib­ute a cou­ple of spon­sor ban­ners to stages for spe­cific shows. So, I was able to spend most of my time walk­ing around, tak­ing pic­tures, and lis­ten­ing to music. There’s always at least one Taiko group at Folk­life, and the high-energy shows are always fun to watch. The group I saw this year was Inochi Taiko, which per­formed early Mon­day after­noon. Other high­lights of the day included a pro­fes­sional jump-rope troupe (I had no idea such things existed), a per­for­mance by my friend Jerin, and per­haps the last thing I expected to see/hear at the fes­ti­val: a sing-along per­for­mance of Mozart’s Requiem Mass.

Punk Fid­dler

Mon­day evening, it was time to start break­ing down all of the fes­ti­val gear. I went around to the var­i­ous stages and areas, scram­bling to take down signs as soon as the pro­gram­ming in each place wrapped up. I worked until about mid­night, and man­aged to get most things pulled down that night. I was happy that this year — unlike every other year I’ve worked the fes­ti­val — none of my ban­ners were taken out by overly tall box trucks. After the pro­duc­tion crew and I had fin­ished for the night and locked up, we set out for some cel­e­bra­tory bev­er­ages. As soon as we turned around to start walk­ing, a Pepsi truck sped up the road in front of us and — BAM! — hit a ban­ner, rip­ping out two cor­ner grommets.

With the help of my able assis­tant Whit­ney, all the sig­nage was taken down, sorted, and put away by Wednes­day morn­ing. I then threw my efforts into help­ing pro­duc­tion fin­ish all of their stuff. I think we were done in record time, and quickly com­menced the annual unof­fi­cial pro­duc­tion wrap party/bar crawl. As always, the fes­ti­val was a lot of work, but also very fun. After doing the same job for five years, it’s fairly low stress for me now.
I’ve posted another dozen or so pho­tos from Mon­day — click any of the thumb­nails above to see them.

Villa Incognito

Villa incognito
By Tom Rob­bins
Ban­tam Books, 2003
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Dern Foley, pos­ing as a priest, is appre­hended as he attempts to smug­gle illicit nar­cotics from Laos into Los Ange­les. This is far more than a stan­dard drug bust how­ever; Foley and his two com­pa­tri­ots Dickie Gold­wire and Mars Stub­ble­field had until this time been miss­ing and pre­sumed dead since their plane was shot down over Viet­nam twenty-eight years ear­lier. Foley’s case rep­re­sents a pub­lic rela­tions night­mare for the CIA dn U.S. mil­i­tary. What to do with a for­mer POW who decides to stay miss­ing, then turns up years later as a drug smug­gler? The agen­cies scram­ble to find out who Foley is work­ing with, where the drugs came from, and if there are any oth­ers like him still in hiding.

Mean­while, Dickie Gold­wire is brav­ing the mean streets of Bangkok in search of a gui­tar to take back to Villa Incog­nito, the for­mer POWs’ head­quar­ters. Shortly after his return, his fiancé Lisa Ko arrives at the Villa with news of Foley’s arrest. Gold­wire and Stub­ble­field argue about how to pro­ceed and, after a short visit, Lisa Ko returns to her trav­el­ing cir­cus in the U.S. There, she dis­cov­ers that her tanukis, the odd lit­tle east Asian mam­mals which she trains to per­form — and with which she has a bizarre ances­tral con­nec­tion, have escaped in her absence.

Robbins’s sto­ry­telling is far from lin­ear; his nar­ra­tive is a tan­gled web, work­ing roughly from the inside out. This in no way makes for a dis­jointed read­ing expe­ri­ence, but it does trip one up when try­ing to sum­ma­rize the book. Robbins’s writ­ing is delight­fully con­voluded on a smaller scale as well — he twists sen­tences around, going off on brief tan­gents and mak­ing fre­quent asides to the reader. His cast of char­ac­ters is weirdly hilar­i­ous, includ­ing (in addi­tion to those men­tioned above) a Bangkok pros­ti­tute who hap­pens to be work­ing on a degree in com­par­a­tive lit­er­a­ture, an unem­ployed draftswoman with a clown fetish, an entire town of out-of-work Viet­namese cir­cus per­form­ers, and a Japan­ese animal-god come to earth in more or less human form. Although this is one of Robbins’s most recent nov­els, it’s my first of his; I’ll have to seek out some of his ear­lier books.