Coffin Trailer

Spot­ted on cam­pus this Saturday:

I sus­pect that this was related to Geek.Kon, which was going on all week­end in the UW Human­i­ties Build­ing (which we musi­cians share with his­to­ri­ans, artists, and schol­ars of the Abra­hamic reli­gions), but I’m not sure of that. Appar­ently this isn’t a unique idea; I found a cou­ple of other exam­ples here and here. I kind of wish I’d been around to see the biker’s arrival or depar­ture, to see what (or who?) rides in the coffin.

Dog on Bike

John and Pansy

John and Pansy

At the end of last semes­ter, I was talk­ing to my boss (and friend) John about the pic­tures I took of a woman with four dogs on her bike. He remarked that he also has a bas­ket on his bike for his dog, a minia­ture dachs­hund named Pansy. He’d told this to a num­ber of peo­ple, who’ve nat­u­rally all wanted to see pic­tures of Pansy in her bas­ket. But, he’d never had any pic­tures to show them. So, I offered to take some pic­tures once I got my new cam­era. After a few attempts foiled by bad weather or sched­ul­ing con­flicts, we finally got together a few weeks ago to do a photo shoot. John and Fran­nie had Veron­ica and me over for din­ner (a deli­cious home­made gaz­pa­cho with crusty bread and raw milk but­ter), and we walked over to a nearby bike path to shoot. I ended up tak­ing over a hun­dred pic­tures, but I’ve cut it down to the nine best. Click the photo above to see the gallery.

Nevada Rock Art

When we were vis­it­ing my mom in Nevada last month, one of the activ­i­ties she arranged for us to do was to take a guided tour of Grimes Point Archae­o­log­i­cal Area. Grimes Point lies about an hour an a half east of Car­son City, near the town of Fal­lon. For much of the last 10,000 years, a lake existed in the area — mak­ing it an attrac­tive place for native peo­ples to set­tle. Fluc­tu­at­ing water lev­els resulted in mul­ti­ple dis­tinct areas and lay­ers of occu­pa­tion. Today, the site sits sort of out in the mid­dle of nowhere, with no siz­able body of water in the imme­di­ate vicinity.

Pet­ro­glyphs

Grimes Point has two main draws: Hid­den Cave and the Pet­ro­glyph Trail. Hid­den Cave is only open a cou­ple of times a month, so we’ll have to do that on another trip. The Pet­ro­glyph Trail is always open, but we had a spe­cial guided tour. I’ve seen pet­ro­glyphs in a num­ber of places in Ari­zona and New Mex­ico, but never in as high a con­cen­tra­tion as there is at Grimes Point. Just about every siz­able rock had some sort of rock art on it, and many were prac­ti­cally cov­ered. Some of the old­est pet­ro­glyphs (roughly 8,000 years old, I think) have been almost entirely reclaimed by the desert, and are only vis­i­ble from cer­tain van­tage points or in cer­tain light. (Most pet­ro­glyphs in the Amer­i­can South­west are cre­ated by scrap­ing the dark patina — known as ‘desert var­nish’ — off of rocks. The ‘var­nish’ is rede­posited over time, mean­ing that the old­est glyphs are now almost the some color as the sur­round­ing rock.)

We saw quite a range of iconog­ra­phy and tech­niques. Some of the ear­li­est carv­ings are deep snake-like grooves and lit­tle round depres­sions known as ‘cupules.’ Later work ranges from seem­ingly abstract geo­met­ric sym­bol and designs to things that are more obvi­ously rep­re­sen­ta­tional: ani­mals, peo­ple, and the like. Some motifs are sim­i­lar to glyphs at Pet­ro­glyph National Mon­u­ment and oth­ers I’ve seen, but the style is com­pletely dif­fer­ent (as one would expect from dif­fer­ent cul­tures liv­ing in sim­i­lar but dis­tant areas). One par­tic­u­lar exam­ple is the spi­ral — a motif the seems to be pretty com­mon across the south­west. Spi­rals I’d seen before have very thin lines, lots of rota­tions, and are quite com­pact. The one spi­ral we saw at Grimes Point was con­structed from a very wide line that only makes two-and-a-half or three rotations.

I took lots of pho­tos on our walk, many of them attempts to cap­ture the same glyphs from dif­fer­ent angles. I cut the col­lec­tion down quite a bit, and posted 22 pic­tures in a gallery. Click any of the pho­tos above to view the whole set.

Bassoon Hero III

When I was think­ing about mak­ing recital posters for my mul­ti­ple recitals last year, I thought a few times about try­ing to cre­ate a bas­soon ver­sion of Activision’s Gui­tar Hero (a guilty plea­sure I engage in from time to time). I got as far as down­load­ing a hi-res ver­sion of the game’s logo and a bunch of screen shots, but I never got around to doing any­thing with them, and I sort of for­got about the idea.

Then tonight, I hap­pened across this:

Some­one (I don’t know who) has had the same idea, and done a very good job real­iz­ing it. The artist neatly side­stepped one pho­to­shop­ping issue that kept me from work­ing on the idea: by plac­ing music stands in front of the play­ers, s/he elim­i­nated the need to erase the bod­ies of the gui­tars, which are much wider than a bas­soon. The necks of the gui­tars don’t pose the same prob­lem, as the bas­soons’ bells eas­ily cover them. The image is very well done all around; I espe­cially like the Wii-style bas­soon controller.

[via Dead Robot]

An E-volution of Experience

Through the magic of Face­book, I recently became aware of an upcom­ing con­cert at my alma mater, Ari­zona State. The event, which fea­tures a num­ber of stu­dent ensem­bles, will offer alter­na­tives to the stan­dard sit-in-your-seat-and-quietly-watch-the-stage concert-going expe­ri­ence. While lis­ten­ing to the ASU Sym­phonic Band, a struc­tured impro­vi­sa­tion group, and an array of cham­ber ensem­bles, audi­ence mem­bers will have their choice of activ­i­ties. From the event page on the ASU School of Music website:

Inter­ac­tive options include: blog­ging with musi­cians in real time, get­ting a play-by-play of the event from a knowl­edge­able musi­cian just as in sport­ing events, immers­ing your­self in music-related con­ver­sa­tion with other audi­ence mem­bers, or you can sim­ply sit back and enjoy the music in a tra­di­tional con­cert envi­ron­ment. Please remem­ber to bring your lap­top or smart phone with you, should you plan to par­tic­i­pate in the blog­ging activities.

The idea is a very inter­est­ing one — try­ing to attract new audi­ence mem­bers by alter­ing the whole dynamic of the event. I assume that the var­i­ous groups of peo­ple will be located in dif­fer­ent parts of the hall. While Gam­mage Audi­to­rium is quite large, I won­der if the play-by-play or the con­ver­sa­tion cor­ner will bother the peo­ple who opt for a tra­di­tional con­cert expe­ri­ence. I also won­der how many peo­ple will actu­ally live-blog the con­cert. That sort of thing seems to be most pop­u­lar for polit­i­cal con­ven­tions and Apple events.

I hope the event is a suc­cess though, and I applaud the effort to shake things up a bit. Gary Hill, the Direc­tor of Bands, is very forward-looking as a con­duc­tor and music direc­tor. Although I only played under him for a cou­ple of years, I got the chance to play a plethora of cool new music — much of which was out­side the tra­di­tional con­cep­tion of what ‘band music’ is or should be.

I won­der if I’ll be able to find a live blog of the event, since I can’t attend myself…

Swimming and Shakespeare

When we were in Nevada a few weeks ago, we spent an after­noon and evening at Sand Har­bor on Lake Tahoe. It was hot out­side, and refresh­ingly (if ini­tially shock­ingly) cold in the lake. The water is very clear, although there wasn’t a whole lot to see — near the beach, at least. It was pleas­ant to go for a swim in a large body of water, dry out on the sandy beach, and real­ize that I wasn’t cov­ered in either salt or lake sludge.

Stage by the Lake

After we’d had our fill of the beach, we cleaned up and walked over to the Lake Tahoe Shake­speare Fes­ti­val’s out­door stage, which has the lake for a back­drop. My mom had got­ten us tick­ets to that evening’s pro­duc­tion of A Mid­sum­mer Night’s Dream. After find­ing our seats, we sat down to a deli­cious pic­nic assem­bled by the var­i­ous mem­bers of our group. The food was tasty, the venue was gor­geous, and the play was… weird. Most of the Athe­ni­ans were rich yacht club types (a good fit for many of Tahoe’s sum­mer res­i­dents), while the rebel­lious Her­mia and Lysander were goths. The faeries were mostly pseudo native Amer­i­can, except for the token black guy wear­ing a loin­cloth and car­ry­ing a spear. The mechan­i­cals were a vari­ety of blue-collar work­ers, with Nick Bot­tom as a guitar-wielding hot dog vendor.

To these dis­parate (and never sat­is­fac­to­rily explained) groups was added a bizarre mish­mash of music. Nick Bot­tom came out to The Boss’s “Born in the USA.” The var­i­ous songs within the play were sung in rock-ish set­tings with instru­ments played by mem­bers of the com­pany. Through­out the play, a new-age Navajo — who was often on stage — played so-called “Native Amer­i­can flute.” Per­haps the weird­est thing came at the end. Dur­ing Puck’s solil­o­quy (“If we shad­ows have offended…”) the flutist played and another Indian con­duct­ing a smudg­ing cer­e­mony on stage. The whole thing was a hodge­podge of dif­fer­ent and largely uncon­nected direc­to­r­ial direc­tions. But, at least we had plenty to talk about on the ride back down to Car­son City.

Bassoon Tattoo

Wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

I don’t even know how to respond to this.

[via Wired]

Scoop

Scoop Scoop Eve­lyn Waugh
Back Bay Books 1999
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Up-and-coming writer John Boot des­per­ately wants an excuse to leave Lon­don so as to escape an unwanted admirer. He spots the per­fect oppor­tu­nity when civil war breaks out in the African Repub­lic of Ish­maelia. He per­suades an influ­en­tial friend to get him a job as a for­eign cor­re­spon­dent for one of the major Lon­don news­pa­pers. This friend con­vinces Lord Cop­per, the head of the Dail Beast, to hire boot and send him to Ish­maelia. But owing to ambigu­ous instruc­tions and sub­or­di­nates eager to cater to Lord Copper’s every whim, the wrong Boot gets shipped to Africa.

William Boot has no aspi­ra­tions to fame or adven­ture; prior to his pro­mo­tion to for­eign cor­re­spon­dent, William had writ­ten a bi-weekly nature col­umn for the Beast from the com­port of his some­what ram­shackle rural fam­ily estate. Now, William finds him­self in a land about which he knows noth­ing, assigned to a task for which he has lit­tle apti­tude, expe­ri­ence, or inter­est. On top of this, he has to con­tend with schem­ing com­peti­tors, slow and mis­di­rected telegrams, and the vagaries of the ever-changing Ish­maelite government.

Waugh is in top form here, sat­i­riz­ing sen­sa­tion­al­ist news­men, incom­pe­tent busi­ness lead­ers, banana republics, and a hand­ful of other things. Some of his ref­er­ences are a lit­tle obscure for a reader sep­a­rated from him by sev­enty years and the Atlantic Ocean, but the rest of the book is hilar­i­ous enough to more than make up for it.

Washoe Lake

About a week ago, Veron­ica and I returned from vis­it­ing my mom in Car­son City, Nevada. We were there for about a week, and did a whole bunch of fun stuff, like swim­ming in and boat­ing on Lake Tahoe, see­ing a bizarre pro­duc­tion of A Mid­sum­mer Night’s Dream, vis­it­ing the Nevada Art Museum, get­ting a guided tour of an area with lots of pet­ro­glyphs, and attend­ing the Car­son City Jazz Fes­ti­val. I took a bunch of pic­tures, and will be post­ing them in chunks over the next week or so.

Praying Mantis
Pray­ing Mantis

The first set of pic­tures is from Washoe Lake, which lies just north of Car­son City. Much of the shore of the lake is part of a state park, which includes a cou­ple of wildlife obser­va­tion plat­forms. Walk­ing around the south­ern shore of the lake, we saw quail, ducks, but­ter­flies, and a lone great blue heron. I almost stepped on a large pray­ing man­tis, who I was cer­tainly not expect­ing to find on the gravel path on which we were walk­ing. (S)he was a very coop­er­a­tive model, let­ting me take lots of pic­tures, and at times even seem­ingly mug­ging for the camera.

At Lit­tle Washoe Lake, just north of its larger name­sake, we spot­ted a clus­ter of pel­i­cans float­ing, with one soar­ing over­head. Unfor­tu­nately, they were too far away for any decent pho­tos. While dri­ving between the lakes, how­ever, we came upon a red-tailed hawk perch­ing on a bale of hay. I man­aged to snap a cou­ple of pic­tures from the car before he flew off to join a friend atop a nearby tele­phone pole.

Click any of the above pho­tos to see the whole gallery.

How Equal Temperament Ruined Harmony

How Equal Temperament Ruined Harmony (and Why You Should Care) How Equal Tem­pera­ment Ruined Har­mony (and Why You Should Care) Ross W. Duf­fin
W. W. Nor­ton 2006
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In his pre­lude, Duf­fin men­tions a recent book about the his­tory of equal tem­pera­ment. The book to which he refers is Stu­art Isacoff’s Tem­pera­ment (reviewed here), although Duf­fin only iden­ti­fies it in his end­notes. He takes issue with Isacoff’s treat­ment of the sub­ject, say­ing that Isacoff “con­cluded that Rameau dis­cov­ered equal tem­pera­ment (ET) in 1737, and basi­cally we all lived hap­pily ever after.” Duf­fin sees this as more or less the party line amongst present-day musi­cians; he relates an anec­dote about the con­duc­tor Christoph von Dohnányi as an exam­ple of this.

As one might guess from the book’s title, Duf­fin does not agree with the view of equal tem­pera­ment as the be-all and end-all, the Holy Grail of tun­ing sys­tems. He crit­i­cizes authors like Isacoff and Mur­ray Bar­bour (whose 1951 book Tun­ing and Tem­pera­ment is the stan­dard schol­arly study of the issue) for approach­ing the his­tory of tun­ing with an extreme bias towards equal tem­pera­ment. Duf­fin asks how Bar­bour, who admit­ted that he had never heard any­thing other than equal tem­pera­ment, could pos­si­bly dis­miss all other tun­ing sys­tems as infe­rior and unusable.

Thus, Duf­fin sets out to write a bal­anced his­tory of tun­ing sys­tems, one that does not take the supremacy of equal tem­pera­ment as a given. In doing this, he goes beyond the stan­dard his­tor­i­cal writ­ings. He exam­ines instru­men­tal meth­ods, the writ­ings of lesser-known musi­cians, and even musi­cal pas­sages (such as in the cello part of Haydn’s String Quar­tet op. 77, no. 2, where the com­poser spec­i­fies at one point that an E-flat and an adja­cent D-sharp should be played as the same note, indi­cat­ing that he prob­a­bly didn’t expect this else­where). Duf­fin also delves into more recent his­tory, exam­in­ing the prac­tices of nineteenth-century piano tuners and ana­lyz­ing early sound record­ings made by promi­nent artists such as vio­lin­ist Joseph Joachim.

Duf­fin brings all these dis­parate sources together to argue not only that the cur­rent pre­dom­i­nance of equal tem­pera­ment devel­oped later and more spo­rad­i­cally than is gen­er­ally accepted, but also that prior to about 1917, so-called “equal” tem­pera­ments were often not so equal at all.

Duf­fin writes con­vinc­ingly on his topic, and does so with pas­sion and a sharp wit. His intended audi­ence is more schol­arly — or at least more musi­cally trained — than that of Stu­art Isacoff, but his prose is still delight­fully read­able. There are quite a few side­bars through­out the books, mostly devoted to short biogra­phies of per­sons men­tioned in the text. It’s nice not to have to refer to Grove or Baker’s to get some back­ground infor­ma­tion on some of the more obscure per­son­ages, but these side­bars often inter­rupt the text in awk­ward places. There are also a hand­ful of car­toons scat­tered through the text. These sort of set the tone of the book, but even the best are only smirk– or groan-worthy. I’d rec­om­mend that any­one with more than a pass­ing inter­est in the sub­ject of tem­pera­ment read both Isacoff’s and Duffin’s books in order to get two very dif­fer­ent per­spec­tives on the matter.

Bump, Set, Yikes

I’ve been watch­ing alot of NBC’s cov­er­age of the Olympics (or the Games of the XXIX Olympiad, for you purists) this sum­mer. Hav­ing been an aquaphile my whole life and a com­pet­i­tive swim­mer through high school, I’ve nat­u­rally been most inter­ested in the aquatic events. There’s been plenty of excit­ing swim­ming in prime-time, along with gym­nas­tics and track. I’ve also seen some div­ing, row­ing, tram­po­line, field, cycling, and bas­ket­ball. But the sport I’ve prob­a­bly seen the most of is vol­ley­ball. Why? I have no idea.

Sure, it was excit­ing to watch Kerri Walsh and Misty May-Trainor squash their com­pe­ti­tion for their sec­ond gold medal in as many Olympic games. It was also impres­sive to see Todd Rogers and the gar­gan­tuan Phil Dal­hausser fight it out for the gold. And, it was funny to notice that the Brazil­ian women com­peted in sports bras that said “BRA 1″ and “BRA 2.” But, why is there so much beach vol­ley­ball (and seem­ingly just as much of its less excit­ing sib­ling: indoor vol­ley­ball) being broad­cast live? It’s been on pretty much every night I’ve watched, and some morn­ings, as well. Vol­ley­ball isn’t exactly a huge spec­ta­tor sport in the US. Why is it get­ting so much more cov­er­age than other lesser-known sports? What about sail­ing, white-water kayak­ing, or ping pong? Where are weightlift­ing, ten­nis, and archery? And most impor­tantly, why is vol­ley­ball on now instead of the Mod­ern Pen­tathlon, which NBC’s site tells me is also hap­pen­ing at the moment?

What,” you may be ask­ing your­self, “is the Mod­ern Pen­tathlon?” I asked myself the same ques­tion a short while ago while brows­ing the Olympics page on Wikipedia. It is, in short, the most bad-ass event at the Sum­mer Olympics, and it’s get­ting no TV cov­er­age. The Mod­ern Pen­tathlon is not a track and field event, as you might be inclined to guess. Instead, it com­bines skills from a range of dis­ci­plines: épée fenc­ing, pis­tol shoot­ing, a 200 meter swim, show jump­ing, and a 3 kilo­me­ter run. Yes: it involves run­ning, swim­ming, jump­ing over things on horse­back, shoot­ing at stuff, and fight­ing with swords. And instead of these impres­sive demon­stra­tions of modern-day-knightly skills, I’m watch­ing twelve men in short shorts hit a rub­ber ball back and forth. What the hell, NBC?

The Navigator

The Navigator (NUMA Files) The Nav­i­ga­tor (NUMA Files) Clive Cus­sler
Put­nam Adult 2007
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The Nav­i­ga­tor more or less fol­lows the typ­i­cal Cus­sler for­mula: the life of a beau­ti­ful woman sci­en­tist becomes endan­gered as she pur­sues an impor­tant historical/archaeological arti­fact, Dirk Pitt and Al Giordino (or in this case, Kurt Austin and Joe Zavala) swoop in and save her while test­ing a cutting-edge piece of marine tech­nol­ogy. They then team up to find the arti­fact and thwart the evil mastermind/shadowy multi-national corporation/secret soci­ety that needs the arti­fact to achieve world dom­i­na­tion. The good guys, of course, save the world, recover the arti­fact, and thereby cause a large chunk of his­tory to be rewrit­ten. The Nav­i­ga­tor improves on this some­what by touch­ing on two lev­els of his­tory: a Phoeni­cian trea­sure located by Thomas Jef­fer­son and his con­tem­po­raries. Other than that, it’s stan­dard, for­mu­laic, thrill-a-minute Cussler.

Portrait Of A Killer

Portrait of a Killer Por­trait of a Killer Jack the Rip­per Case ClosedPatri­cia D. Corn­well
Berkley Books 2003
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The case of Jack the Rip­per is one of the world’s most endur­ing unsolved mys­ter­ies. Dur­ing the 120 years or so since the killer claimed his first vic­tim, there has been almost con­stant spec­u­la­tion as to his iden­tity. Doc­tors and sur­geons have always made pop­u­lar sus­pects, as some of the vic­tims are thought to have been dis­sected or dis­mem­bered with some skill. Other the­o­ries have sug­gested Eng­lish nobles. petty theives, “insane” per­sons, and even Joseph (not John) Mer­rick — the Ele­phant Man — as the killer.

In this 2002 book, Patri­cia Corn­well details her inves­ti­ga­tions of and con­clu­sions about the case. She has, for the first time, brought mod­ern foren­sic tech­niques to bear on the case. Lit­tle phys­i­cal evi­dence remains, but she sub­jects what there is (let­ters, mostly) to DNA, mito­chon­dr­ial DNA, paper, water­mark, ink, and hand­writ­ing analy­sis. She uses the result­ing evi­dence to link Wal­ter Sick­ert, a British painter of Ger­man extrac­tion, to the crimes. With this evi­den­tial con­nec­tion estab­lished, Corn­well uses a great deal of cir­cum­stan­tial evi­dence to bol­ster her case.
Among many other things, Sick­ert often painted and drew very dark and men­ac­ing pieces, and Corn­well sees par­al­lels between some of these and the Ripper;s vic­tims or crimes. She cites the fact that Sick­ert, a for­mer actor, was a mas­ter of dis­guise, and that he would often dis­ap­pear for days into one of a num­ber of secret stu­dios he kept in the seed­ier sec­tions of London.

Corn­well also argues against some basic sup­po­si­tions of the Rip­per case. At the time of the mur­ders, hun­dreds of let­ters were sent to the Met­ro­pol­i­tan Police, claim­ing to be from the killer. Most of these have long been con­sid­ered to be fakes. Corn­well posits instead that the vari­a­tions in hand­writ­ing among the let­ters would have been easy for a skilled artist like Sick­ert to fake, and that sim­i­lar­i­ties in writ­ing style and paper types mean that a large num­ber of the let­ters are actu­ally from the killer. She also dis­agrees with the idea that the Rip­per appeared, killed a hand­ful of women, and then dis­ap­peared again. She iden­ti­fies one mur­der that took place prior to the acknowl­edged Rip­per killings and a num­ber that occurred after them as the work of the same per­son — Wal­ter Sickert.

Por­trait of a Killer is com­pelling, but as Corn­well her­self admits, most of her evi­dence is cir­cum­stan­tial. It appears — at least from the orga­ni­za­tion of the book — that she set out to answer the ques­tion “Was Wal­ter Sick­ert Jack the Rip­per?” rather than the ques­tion “Who was Jack the Rip­per?” As such, it comes off as more of an inves­ti­ga­tion of Sick­ert than of the Rip­per. The evi­dence, as Corn­well presents it, shows that the artist could have been the killer — not that he was, and not that any of the other sus­pects weren’t.

Fast Food Nation

Fast Food Nation Fast Food Nation Eric Schlosser
Harper Peren­nial 2005
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Much of what has been writ­ten about the fast food indus­try in recent years has focused on how unhealth­ful the food is and the industry’s pre­sumed link to the rise of obe­sity in this coun­try. While Eric Schlosser touches on this, his exam­i­na­tion of fast food goes far deeper. Schlosser details the his­tory of the indus­try, trac­ing it to its ori­gins in south­ern Cal­i­for­nia in the late 1940s and early 1950s. He sees the con­cept of fast food as purely a prod­uct of post-WWII Amer­i­can cul­ture: squeaky-clean restau­rants using assem­bly line or auto­mated prepa­ra­tion meth­ods, pro­vid­ing almost instant grat­i­fi­ca­tion to the rapidly-growing pop­u­la­tion of car owners.

Schlosser goes on to show how inti­mately the fast food indus­try has been con­nected to var­i­ous eco­nomic, social, and indus­trial devel­op­ments over the last sixty years. The prac­tice of busi­ness fran­chis­ing — in which a com­pany licenses its name, busi­ness plan, and pro­ce­dures to indi­vid­ual entre­pre­neurs, thus cre­at­ing uni­for­mity of prod­ucts and demand­ing uni­for­mity of sup­plies — is an inven­tion of the fast food indus­try. He also links fast food to such things as the rise of mono­cul­ture, the indus­tri­al­iza­tion of meat pro­cess­ing, the low national min­i­mum wage, and the increased use of processed and arti­fi­cial ingre­di­ents and flavorings.

Although Schlosser spends most of his time exam­in­ing what he (and I) see as detri­men­tal effects of the fast food indus­try, he does find a sil­ver lin­ing. He dis­cusses some good things the indus­try has accom­plished, and sin­gles out some com­pa­nies (such as In-N-Out Burger, one of my favorites) that buck indus­try trends. This book is a fas­ci­nat­ing read, but I wouldn’t rec­om­mend it if you plan to con­tinue eat­ing fast food with any regularity.

Free Pizza!

Walk­ing around the UW cam­pus, one is con­stantly bom­barded by adver­tise­ments for all sorts of things, rang­ing from the com­mer­cial (new restau­rants, bar drink spe­cials, coupon books) to the social (fra­ter­ni­ties and soror­i­ties, intra­mural sports, stu­dent clubs of all sorts) to the reli­gious (reg­u­lar appear­ances by Men­non­ites, Hasidic Jews, and fire-and-brimstone Bible-thumpers) to the polit­i­cal (Democ­rats, Repub­li­cans, anti-war, pro-China, anti-China). These ads often appear in the form of fly­ers, picket signs, wear­able sandwich-boards, ban­ners, or good old-fashioned soap­box ora­tion. By far the most preva­lent (and least annoy­ing, in my opin­ion) form of adver­tis­ing on cam­pus is chalking.

It is not uncom­mon, as I walk from the library or music build­ing to the bus stop late at night, to see peo­ple car­ry­ing around buck­ets of brightly-colored side­walk chalk, stop­ping every few feet to claim another blank area of pave­ment. These sorts of ads are usu­ally fairly sim­ple, owing to the nec­es­sar­ily one-at-a-time method of cre­ation as well as to the ephemeral nature of chalk — indeed, of most things that are tramped upon by thou­sands of feet through­out the course of a day. Occa­sion­ally the chalk­ing becomes more ambi­tious; a num­ber of 20-foot wide peace sym­bols come to mind.

Near the end of the spring semes­ter, I spot­ted what is def­i­nitely my favorite bit of chalk­ing so far. It was done on the wall of a build­ing, and par­o­dies so well the style and tone of other more seri­ous chalk advertisements:

Wandering in Seattle

The Thurs­day after the Folk­life Fes­ti­val, I had a free day to roam around Seat­tle. As is my wont, I cel­e­brated my first day of free­dom from walk­ing around the fes­ti­val grounds all day by… walk­ing around the city all day. I started out the day by meet­ing Jerin for morn­ing coffee/tea at Elliot Bay Books. After that, I spent awhile shop­ping in and around Pio­neer Square and Pike Place Mar­ket. I had an amaz­ing lunch at the Three Girls Bak­ery — a big slab of baked salmon with havarti, spicy Dijon mus­tard, and let­tuce on fresh rose­mary gar­lic bread. It was the best sand­wich I’ve had in recent mem­ory. I ducked into a lit­tle record shop at Pike Place before mov­ing on. In the jazz ‘New Arrival’ bin, I found an LP by the Aus­tralian Jazz Quin­tet — a group that fea­tured Erroll Bud­dle on bas­soon and tenor sax, and whose LPs I’d hereto­fore only been able to find on eBay.

Calder's Eagle
Alexan­der Calder’s “Eagle”

Next I headed to the rel­a­tively new Olympic Sculp­ture Park, an exten­sion of the Seat­tle Art Museum that sits right on the water­front. The park has quite a few per­ma­nent pieces by sculp­tors such as Louise Bour­geois, Ellsworth Kelly, and Alexan­der Calder. There are also a num­ber of tem­po­rary pieces on dis­play, most promi­nently (right now, at least) a num­ber of giant orange safety cones by Den­nis Oppen­heim. The park is also home to the PACCAR Pavil­ion, an expan­sive gallery space that cur­rently houses a large and inter­est­ing instal­la­tion by Geoff McFetridge called “In The Mind”.

After spend­ing awhile in the Sculp­ture Park, I con­tin­ued strolling around town. I stopped in at the mag­nif­i­cent Rem Kool­haas–designed Seat­tle Pub­lic Library to pick up a lit­tle some­thing for Veron­ica. I’d been there before, so I didn’t stay too long. Next, I wan­dered past City Hall and up into the Inter­na­tional Dis­trict for some sushi. Along the way, I spot­ted the fan­ci­est fire sta­tion I’ve ever seen, and a very decrepit for­mer hotel. Soon, I’ll have some pic­tures to post from the last por­tions of my trip — involv­ing boats, trains, and an eccen­tric millionaire.

Kitchen Confidential

Kitchen Confidential Kitchen Con­fi­den­tial Adven­tures in the Culi­nary Under­bellyAnthony Bour­dain
Harper Peren­nial 2001
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Anthony Bour­dain pulls no punches in this mem­oir of his life­time in the restau­rant indus­try. He sets out to describe what the peo­ple who toil behind swing­ing kitchen doors are really like, explic­itly point­ing out the dif­fer­ences between them and squeaky-clean TV chefs — or at least their on-screen per­sonas. Bour­dain details his rise through the culi­nary world, from a teenaged dish­washer in a coastal Mass­a­chu­setts tourist town to the Culi­nary Insti­tute of America-trained Exec­u­tive Chef at Brasserie Les Halles in New York. His ascent was far from smooth — inex­pe­ri­ence, drug addic­tion, crazy emplo­erys and employ­ees, and run-ins with orga­nized crime all took their toll. But for Bour­dain, cook­ing — really food — is an all-consuming pas­sion, and he seems able to bounce back from anything.

Beyond being a gritty mem­oir, Kitchen Con­fi­den­tial offers a great deal of insight into how pro­fes­sional kitchens and restau­rants in gen­eral func­tion. Bour­dain explains on which days of the weeks var­i­ous food items are gen­er­ally fresh­est, which dishes typ­i­cally have the high­est mark-ups, what menu items to avoid, and what sorts of spe­cial requests tend to piss cooks off. He also offers advice on kitchen tools, gar­nish­ing meth­ods, and ingre­di­ent selec­tion for the ama­teur cook hop­ing to emu­late fancy restau­rant techniques.

Kitchen Con­fi­den­tial is a very inter­est­ing read, if one can get past Bourdain’s blus­tery tone, salty lan­guage, and some­times unsa­vory doings. He is a good writer, despite these things, and his intel­li­gence and whit often shine through, mak­ing this a book that’s hard to set down.

Folklife, Part 2

I had very lit­tle to do on Memo­r­ial Day, the last day of the fes­ti­val, other than repair some easels and dis­trib­ute a cou­ple of spon­sor ban­ners to stages for spe­cific shows. So, I was able to spend most of my time walk­ing around, tak­ing pic­tures, and lis­ten­ing to music. There’s always at least one Taiko group at Folk­life, and the high-energy shows are always fun to watch. The group I saw this year was Inochi Taiko, which per­formed early Mon­day after­noon. Other high­lights of the day included a pro­fes­sional jump-rope troupe (I had no idea such things existed), a per­for­mance by my friend Jerin, and per­haps the last thing I expected to see/hear at the fes­ti­val: a sing-along per­for­mance of Mozart’s Requiem Mass.

Punk Fid­dler

Mon­day evening, it was time to start break­ing down all of the fes­ti­val gear. I went around to the var­i­ous stages and areas, scram­bling to take down signs as soon as the pro­gram­ming in each place wrapped up. I worked until about mid­night, and man­aged to get most things pulled down that night. I was happy that this year — unlike every other year I’ve worked the fes­ti­val — none of my ban­ners were taken out by overly tall box trucks. After the pro­duc­tion crew and I had fin­ished for the night and locked up, we set out for some cel­e­bra­tory bev­er­ages. As soon as we turned around to start walk­ing, a Pepsi truck sped up the road in front of us and — BAM! — hit a ban­ner, rip­ping out two cor­ner grommets.

With the help of my able assis­tant Whit­ney, all the sig­nage was taken down, sorted, and put away by Wednes­day morn­ing. I then threw my efforts into help­ing pro­duc­tion fin­ish all of their stuff. I think we were done in record time, and quickly com­menced the annual unof­fi­cial pro­duc­tion wrap party/bar crawl. As always, the fes­ti­val was a lot of work, but also very fun. After doing the same job for five years, it’s fairly low stress for me now.

I’ve posted another dozen or so pho­tos from Mon­day — click any of the thumb­nails above to see them.

Villa Incognito

Villa Incognito Villa Incog­nito Tom Rob­bins
Ban­tam Books 2003
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Dern Foley, pos­ing as a priest, is appre­hended as he attempts to smug­gle illicit nar­cotics from Laos into Los Ange­les. This is far more than a stan­dard drug bust how­ever; Foley and his two com­pa­tri­ots Dickie Gold­wire and Mars Stub­ble­field had until this time been miss­ing and pre­sumed dead since their plane was shot down over Viet­nam twenty-eight years ear­lier. Foley’s case rep­re­sents a pub­lic rela­tions night­mare for the CIA dn U.S. mil­i­tary. What to do with a for­mer POW who decides to stay miss­ing, then turns up years later as a drug smug­gler? The agen­cies scram­ble to find out who Foley is work­ing with, where the drugs came from, and if there are any oth­ers like him still in hiding.

Mean­while, Dickie Gold­wire is brav­ing the mean streets of Bangkok in search of a gui­tar to take back to Villa Incog­nito, the for­mer POWs’ head­quar­ters. Shortly after his return, his fiancé Lisa Ko arrives at the Villa with news of Foley’s arrest. Gold­wire and Stub­ble­field argue about how to pro­ceed and, after a short visit, Lisa Ko returns to her trav­el­ing cir­cus in the U.S. There, she dis­cov­ers that her tanukis, the odd lit­tle east Asian mam­mals which she trains to per­form — and with which she has a bizarre ances­tral con­nec­tion, have escaped in her absence.

Robbins’s sto­ry­telling is far from lin­ear; his nar­ra­tive is a tan­gled web, work­ing roughly from the inside out. This in no way makes for a dis­jointed read­ing expe­ri­ence, but it does trip one up when try­ing to sum­ma­rize the book. Robbins’s writ­ing is delight­fully con­voluded on a smaller scale as well — he twists sen­tences around, going off on brief tan­gents and mak­ing fre­quent asides to the reader. His cast of char­ac­ters is weirdly hilar­i­ous, includ­ing (in addi­tion to those men­tioned above) a Bangkok pros­ti­tute who hap­pens to be work­ing on a degree in com­par­a­tive lit­er­a­ture, an unem­ployed draftswoman with a clown fetish, an entire town of out-of-work Viet­namese cir­cus per­form­ers, and a Japan­ese animal-god come to earth in more or less human form. Although this is one of Robbins’s most recent nov­els, it’s my first of his; I’ll have to seek out some of his ear­lier books.

Folklife Number Six

I’m cur­rently in Seat­tle, work­ing at the North­west Folk­life Fes­ti­val for the sixth con­sec­u­tive year. (Posts from pre­vi­ous fes­ti­vals here, here, here, here, and here. I’m once again work­ing as the Sig­nage Coor­di­na­tor, over­see­ing all the signs and ban­ners for the 4-day fes­ti­val. Things have run rel­a­tively smoothly for me despite some unex­pected set­backs, like the removal dur­ing the past year of a num­ber of trees from which I usu­ally hang ban­ners. I’m worn out though; I’ve been get­ting to Seat­tle Cen­ter between 7 and 8 a.m. for the last week, and leav­ing between 6 and 11 p.m. Tomor­row, the last day of the fes­ti­val, I plan to go in a lit­tle bit later. It’ll be a late night though, as we start to tear things down as soon as the fes­ti­val is over.

Israel Shotridge -
Tlin­git Mas­ter Carver

The weather has been beau­ti­ful, and I’ve had a fair amount of time to walk around and enjoy the fes­ti­val. We (the staff) were given coupons for free meals from var­i­ous food ven­dors, so I’ve been stud­ding myself with fes­ti­val food for the past few days. Tonight I had my favorite fes­ti­val dish: the black­ened salmon Cae­sar salad from Scotty’s. That rep­re­sents just about the pin­na­cle of fes­ti­val nutri­tion; my other selec­tions have included Ben & Jerry’s Half Baked ice cream and an ele­phant ear.

I’ve had a chance to play with my new cam­era some more. I’m still get­ting the hang of it, but I’ve man­aged to get a few decent pic­tures. I’ve posted 30 or 40 of what I’ve shot so far. I’ll prob­a­bly have some more after tomor­row. Click any of the thumb­nails above to visit the gallery.