Deep Fathom

Deep Fathom
By James Rollins
Harper, 2001
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Dur­ing a total solar eclipse (which is some­how simul­ta­ne­ously vis­i­ble from San Fran­cisco, Alaska, and Guam), mas­sive earth­quakes rock the Ring of Fire that sur­rounds the Pacific. Air Force One, with the Pres­i­dent on board, flees the quakes in Guam only to mys­te­ri­ously crash in the ocean. Among the ships called to the crash site is the Deep Fathom, a deep-sea sal­vage ves­sel owned and oper­ated by ex-Navy SEAL and for­mer astro­naut Jack Kirk­land. Jack and the rest of the Fathom’s crew had been on the verge of sal­vaging a World War II-era Japan­ese ship full of gold bars when the seis­mic activ­ity opened a rift in the sea floor and their prize melted in a pool of magma.

On the sea floor below where Air Force One crashed, jack and his team dis­cover a strange crys­tal spire that bears writ­ing in an unknown lan­guage. They also find that the plane’s wreck­age has some­how been mag­ne­tized.
Mean­while, Cana­dian anthro­pol­o­gist Karen Grace and her com­puter sci­en­tist friend Miyuki Nakano set out to inves­ti­gate two for­merly sub­merged pyramid-like objects off the coast of Oki­nawa, Japan. Upon reach­ing the site, the pair finds that in addi­tion to the pyra­mids, the earth­quakes have raised an entire ancient city above the waves.They inves­ti­gate, find­ing a crys­tal star cov­ered in mys­te­ri­ous sym­bols and get­ting chased by armed thugs. Karen and Miyuki escape with the hlep of Gabriel, Miyki’s AI com­puter assistant.

The pair man­ages to con­nect with Jack and his team when the two groups find that they have found sim­i­lar crys­tal arti­facts with the same type of writ­ing. They dis­cover that the crys­tal has strange light-and-gravity prop­er­ties, and join forces to learn more about the crys­tal and the lost civ­i­liza­tion that carved both the star and the under­wa­ter spire.

Rollins’s story only gets more ridicu­lous from this point. Through the course of the book, we get an entire sunken con­ti­nent, a fight with a giant squid, the out­break of war between China and the United States, the threat of world destruc­tion from solar flares inter­act­ing with the crys­tal, a fail-safe sys­tem involv­ing an inter­con­ti­nen­tal bal­lis­tic mis­sile, a particle-beam satel­lite weapon that the pro­tag­o­nists eas­ily hack into and con­trol, and a time por­tal. In the end, the heroes man­age to not only dis­pose of their ene­mies and save the world, they actu­ally send the rest of the world back in time to before the eclipse, thus pre­vent­ing all the bad stuff in the book from ever hap­pen­ing. Thus, Rollins has man­aged to write a book that while sim­i­lar in con­tent to some of Clive Cussler’s nov­els, far sur­passes even Cussler’s more recent books in terms of absurdity.

Per­haps what I liked least about the book is Rollins’s inclu­sion of mul­ti­ple pseudo-scientific the­o­ries and dubi­ous archae­o­log­i­cal “dis­cov­er­ies” — the lost con­ti­nent of Mu, the Pyra­mids of Yon­a­guni, etc. He expands on chau­vin­is­tic the­o­ries that the var­i­ous Poly­ne­sian peo­ples couldn’t have pos­si­bly built the mega­lithic struc­tures on Pohn­pei, Rapa Nui (Easter Island), Tonga, and else­where in the Pacific. Rather, they must have been built by some ancient lost cul­ture. At least he stops just short of sug­gest­ing alien intervention.

Deep Fathom is cer­tainly meant to be light, escapist fic­tion, but for me it’s just too absurd. I won’t be pick­ing up any of Rollins’s other books any time soon.

Isaac’s Storm

Isaac's storm
By Erik Lar­son
Vin­tage Books, 2000
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At the turn of the twen­ti­eth cen­tury, sci­en­tific weather fore­cast­ing was in its infancy. The U.S. Weather Bureau, then about twenty years old, did not have the ben­e­fit of large-scale obser­va­tion tools like satel­lites or Doppler radar. Instead, the Bureau’s fore­cast­ers — a hand­ful of men in Wash­ing­ton, D.C. — relied on weather data col­lected by observers sta­tioned through­out the coun­try. This sys­tem allowed large storms to be tracked over land, but could not track those over the open ocean. This inabil­ity, cou­pled with a very poor under­stand­ing of hur­ri­canes and the Bureau’s insti­tu­tional arro­gance, led to com­plete unpre­pared­ness for one of this country’s worst weather-related disasters.

Dur­ing the first week of Sep­tem­ber, 1900, a trop­i­cal storm passed just north of Cuba, drench­ing the island in rain. The Weather Bureau’s observers, in place on the island since the end of the Spanish-American War, pre­dicted that the storm would move north, even­tu­ally pass­ing over Florida and back into the Atlantic, with­out ever gain­ing much strength. In this, they dif­fered from more expe­ri­enced native Cuban mete­o­rol­o­gists, who guessed that the storm would con­tinue along its north­west­erly course and become much more intense. The Bureau worked to silence the pre­dic­tions of the Cubans, believ­ing that their own guesses were far more accurate.

Isaac Cline, direc­tor of the Weather Bureau’s Galve­ston sta­tion, began to note pecu­liar­i­ties of wind and water on the sev­enth of Sep­tem­ber. But, he was lulled into a false sense of secu­rity by reports from the Bureau’s main office. He knew a storm was com­ing, but assumed it would be a minor one, and no cause for seri­ous alarm. The city’s res­i­dents, with no rea­son to do oth­er­wise, ini­tially paid lit­tle atten­tion to the approach­ing storm. When water began to rise over most of the island of Galve­ston, peo­ple started to worry. When high winds caused a down­town cafe to col­lapse, killing five men, peo­ple became truly afraid.

As the water con­tin­ued to rise and more and more build­ings suc­cumbed to the wind and waves, the city’s res­i­dents tried to find the high­est, most sta­ble struc­tures in which to take refuge. Some were forced to move from place to place as build­ing after build­ing became unsta­ble. Even some of the most solidly built homes and busi­nesses even­tu­ally col­lapsed under the hurricane’s onslaught, killing or injur­ing those inside. A quarter-mile long sec­tion of street­car tres­tle, backed by tons of other debris, razed a path across the island, pro­pelled by the storm surge.
When the first out­siders reached Galve­ston after the storm had passed, they were greeted with hor­ri­ble sights — and smells. Thou­sands were dead, so many that sur­vivors began sim­ply burn­ing corpses where they lay. The process of clean­ing up was a long one; it took nearly a decade to rebuild the city (with stronger hur­ri­cane protection).

Erik Lar­son tells the story of the Galve­ston hur­ri­cane largely through the eyes of Isaac Cline, the city’s chief mete­o­rol­o­gist. He com­pares Cline’s own mem­oirs with offi­cial records and accounts writ­ten by other sur­vivors of the storm; these don’t always agree. Most pre-storm Galveston-related doc­u­ments — includ­ing all of Cline’s papers — were destroyed by the hur­ri­cane. But, Lar­son does an admirable job of piec­ing together details from what did survive.

Some­times though, in the pur­suit of a com­pelling nar­ra­tive, he pro­vides a dubi­ous level of detail regard­ing people’s thoughts, words, or actions. I had the same com­plaint about Larson’s The Devil in the White City, a book about the 1893 World’s Columbian Expo­si­tion in Chicago and the ser­ial killer known as Dr. H. H. Holmes. Lar­son makes up for this (in my eyes, at least) with a wealth of more ver­i­fi­able infor­ma­tion. He pro­vides accounts of peo­ple out­side Galve­ston who expe­ri­enced the storm and those of vol­un­teers who helped to clean up the city, along with a great deal of weather-related his­tor­i­cal context.

This book was pub­lished before Hur­ri­cane Kat­rina dev­as­tated New Orleans, and I read it before Hur­ri­cane Ike defeated Galveston’s extra defenses and wreaked havoc on the city again. It per­haps should have served as a reminder of the awe­some power of the weather and the dan­ger of the com­pla­cency of many some coastal communities.

In Praise of Google Books

Amongst Google’s many cool prod­ucts, one of my favorites is Google Books. The com­pany has part­nered with a num­ber of major libraries (includ­ing UW-Madison) to scan a mas­sive num­ber of books. Some books are avail­able in com­plete dig­i­tal ver­sions, some have lim­ited pre­views, and oth­ers aren’t view­able online — depend­ing on each book’s copy­right sta­tus. Beyond this coop­er­a­tion with libraries, Google has a part­ner­ship pro­gram by which pub­lish­ers can make their books avail­able. A pend­ing agree­ment with pub­lish­ers may soon allow Google to pro­vide access to out-of-print but still in-copyright mate­r­ial, as well.

I’ve found Google Books to be a very use­ful resource in the course of my research for my var­i­ous musi­col­ogy classes. There’s a fully view­able (and down­load­able!) copy of the Ency­clopédie de la musique et dic­tio­n­naire du Con­ser­va­toire, a ref­er­ence book printed in 1931 that I have used on mul­ti­ple occa­sions. For a recent project deal­ing with gen­der and char­ac­ter­i­za­tion of mytho­log­i­cal char­ac­ters in the operas of Jean-Baptiste Lully and Jean-Phillippe Rameau, I was able to access a Rameau biog­ra­phy, an old copy of Bullfinch’s Mythol­ogy, and a num­ber of works by clas­si­cal authors. It’s cer­tainly much faster than inter­li­brary loan, and some­times lets me be lazy and not ven­ture up to the sixth or sev­enth floor of our library just to check something.

Of course, there are many more fun titles avail­able, too. You can find Alice in Won­der­land and Through the Looking-Glass with the orig­i­nal John Ten­niel illus­tra­tions. If you’re look­ing for short (and far from com­pre­hen­sive) sum­maries of The Bard’s plays, you can read Shake­speare in Lim­er­ick Google has recently started adding mag­a­zines as well, such as Pop­u­lar Sci­ence and Men’s Health.

As one might expect from Google, by far the best fea­ture of Google Books is its full-text search. Many books — even titles that aren’t view­able online at all — are com­pletely search­able. This has a num­ber of appli­ca­tions. It can help you locate ref­er­ences that you might not find via sim­ple title, sub­ject, or author searches. You can also, as I men­tioned above, spot check some­thing before decid­ing if you need to acquire a phys­i­cal copy. What prompted me to write this lit­tle pæan today is the abil­ity to search a book you already have in front of you.

Ear­lier this after­noon, I picked up a book I’d requested via inter­li­brary loan. I turned first, as I usu­ally do with research mate­ri­als, to the back of the book to con­sult the index; there wasn’t one. Luck­ily, the book is avail­able on Google Books, so I was able to search for the terms in which I was inter­ested. The book’s lim­ited pre­view didn’t allow me to see every page that con­tained my search terms. But, a won­der­ful fea­ture of the search tool is that is still gives you page num­bers for every result. Google Books can thus act as a dig­i­tal index for a phys­i­cal object. Pretty cool, huh?

Satchmo Blows Up the World

Satchmo Blows Up the World
By Penny M. Von Eschen
Har­vard Uni­ver­sity Press, 2004
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In this book, Penny Von Eschen chron­i­cles the U.S. State Department’s spon­sor­ship of jazz musi­cians as cul­tural emis­saries between 1956 and 1978. These pro­grams were ini­ti­ated by Pres­i­dent Eisen­hower as a follow-up to a four-year government-sponsored tour of Porgy and Bess that had met with great suc­cess in Europe, South Amer­ica, and the Mid­dle East. The selec­tion of Gershwin’s opera for offi­cial cul­tural export was no acci­dent — the focus on African-American char­ac­ters and per­form­ers was cal­cu­lated to com­bat Soviet cri­tiques of Amer­i­can racial pol­icy. The same impe­tus lay behind the idea to send jazz musi­cians — espe­cially racially inte­grated groups — abroad.

In addi­tion to Porgy and Bess, Louis Armstrong’s 1955 com­mer­cial tour of Europe attracted the Eisen­hower administration’s inter­est. Armstrong’s recep­tion in Switzer­land led a New York Times cor­re­spon­dent to dub him America’s “most effec­tive ambas­sador,” and ask why the U.S. gov­ern­ment wasn’t export­ing jazz along with its other demo­c­ra­tic pro­pa­ganda. Later that year, Arm­strong became the first jazz musi­cian approved for a State Department-sponsored tour. He refused, how­ever, to rep­re­sent an admin­is­tra­tion that at the time did not sup­port desegregation.

Dizzy Gille­spie led a 22-piece band on the first State Department-sponsored jazz tour in 1956. The group — assem­bled for the tour and much larger than would have been finan­cially sol­vent in the U.S. at the time — per­formed in the Mid­dle East, Pak­istan, and Brazil. From the begin­ning, there were clashes between the desires of the gov­ern­ment and those of the musi­cians. Gille­spie resisted attempts to con­trol his por­trayal of the United States, espe­cially in regard to its racial poli­cies; the band was racially inte­grated, but he refused to pro­mote the idea that this was an accu­rate rep­re­sen­ta­tion of the coun­try. The com­po­si­tion of the band was, in fact, hid­den as much as pos­si­ble from Amer­i­can con­ser­v­a­tives — fur­ther evi­dence that the gov­ern­ment wished to por­tray race rela­tions as bet­ter than they actu­ally were. The musi­cians were also dis­mayed by the makeup of their audi­ences. Rather than play­ing for the gen­eral pop­u­lace, as they’d thought, they often played for only the elite mem­bers of soci­ety. Thus, the musi­cians used every oppor­tu­nity to stage infor­mal jam ses­sions with local musi­cians, play­ing for local audiences.

These ide­o­log­i­cal con­flicts per­vaded the State Depart­ment tours. The issues of race and rep­re­sen­ta­tion became more and more crit­i­cal as the Civil Rights Move­ment expanded in the 1960s, and with the rise of the Black Power Move­ment. Most black musi­cians on the tours rec­og­nized that they were being used to project an ide­al­is­tic view of Amer­i­can, and fol­lowed Gillespie’s lead in advanc­ing their own racial agen­das. Sim­i­larly most musi­cians, regard­less of racial back­ground, took it upon them­selves to make con­nec­tions with local musi­cians and jazz fans wher­ever they played. Much to the cha­grin of their U.S. gov­ern­ment han­dlers, late-night jam ses­sions often led to missed offi­cial func­tions the fol­low­ing day.

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Scoop

By Eve­lyn Waugh
Back Bay Books, 1999
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Up-and-coming writer John Boot des­per­ately wants an excuse to leave Lon­don so as to escape an unwanted admirer. He spots the per­fect oppor­tu­nity when civil war breaks out in the African Repub­lic of Ish­maelia. He per­suades an influ­en­tial friend to get him a job as a for­eign cor­re­spon­dent for one of the major Lon­don news­pa­pers. This friend con­vinces Lord Cop­per, the head of the Dail Beast, to hire boot and send him to Ish­maelia. But owing to ambigu­ous instruc­tions and sub­or­di­nates eager to cater to Lord Copper’s every whim, the wrong Boot gets shipped to Africa.

William Boot has no aspi­ra­tions to fame or adven­ture; prior to his pro­mo­tion to for­eign cor­re­spon­dent, William had writ­ten a bi-weekly nature col­umn for the Beast from the com­port of his some­what ram­shackle rural fam­ily estate. Now, William finds him­self in a land about which he knows noth­ing, assigned to a task for which he has lit­tle apti­tude, expe­ri­ence, or inter­est. On top of this, he has to con­tend with schem­ing com­peti­tors, slow and mis­di­rected telegrams, and the vagaries of the ever-changing Ish­maelite government.

Waugh is in top form here, sat­i­riz­ing sen­sa­tion­al­ist news­men, incom­pe­tent busi­ness lead­ers, banana republics, and a hand­ful of other things. Some of his ref­er­ences are a lit­tle obscure for a reader sep­a­rated from him by sev­enty years and the Atlantic Ocean, but the rest of the book is hilar­i­ous enough to more than make up for it.

How Equal Temperament Ruined Harmony

How Equal Temperament Ruined Harmony (and Why You Should Care)
By Ross W. Duf­fin
W. W. Nor­ton, 2006
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In his pre­lude, Duf­fin men­tions a recent book about the his­tory of equal tem­pera­ment. The book to which he refers is Stu­art Isacoff’s Tem­pera­ment (reviewed here), although Duf­fin only iden­ti­fies it in his end­notes. He takes issue with Isacoff’s treat­ment of the sub­ject, say­ing that Isacoff “con­cluded that Rameau dis­cov­ered equal tem­pera­ment (ET) in 1737, and basi­cally we all lived hap­pily ever after.” Duf­fin sees this as more or less the party line amongst present-day musi­cians; he relates an anec­dote about the con­duc­tor Christoph von Dohnányi as an exam­ple of this.

As one might guess from the book’s title, Duf­fin does not agree with the view of equal tem­pera­ment as the be-all and end-all, the Holy Grail of tun­ing sys­tems. He crit­i­cizes authors like Isacoff and Mur­ray Bar­bour (whose 1951 book Tun­ing and Tem­pera­ment is the stan­dard schol­arly study of the issue) for approach­ing the his­tory of tun­ing with an extreme bias towards equal tem­pera­ment. Duf­fin asks how Bar­bour, who admit­ted that he had never heard any­thing other than equal tem­pera­ment, could pos­si­bly dis­miss all other tun­ing sys­tems as infe­rior and unusable.

Thus, Duf­fin sets out to write a bal­anced his­tory of tun­ing sys­tems, one that does not take the supremacy of equal tem­pera­ment as a given. In doing this, he goes beyond the stan­dard his­tor­i­cal writ­ings. He exam­ines instru­men­tal meth­ods, the writ­ings of lesser-known musi­cians, and even musi­cal pas­sages (such as in the cello part of Haydn’s String Quar­tet op. 77, no. 2, where the com­poser spec­i­fies at one point that an E-flat and an adja­cent D-sharp should be played as the same note, indi­cat­ing that he prob­a­bly didn’t expect this else­where). Duf­fin also delves into more recent his­tory, exam­in­ing the prac­tices of nineteenth-century piano tuners and ana­lyz­ing early sound record­ings made by promi­nent artists such as vio­lin­ist Joseph Joachim.

Duf­fin brings all these dis­parate sources together to argue not only that the cur­rent pre­dom­i­nance of equal tem­pera­ment devel­oped later and more spo­rad­i­cally than is gen­er­ally accepted, but also that prior to about 1917, so-called “equal” tem­pera­ments were often not so equal at all.

Duf­fin writes con­vinc­ingly on his topic, and does so with pas­sion and a sharp wit. His intended audi­ence is more schol­arly — or at least more musi­cally trained — than that of Stu­art Isacoff, but his prose is still delight­fully read­able. There are quite a few side­bars through­out the books, mostly devoted to short biogra­phies of per­sons men­tioned in the text. It’s nice not to have to refer to Grove or Baker’s to get some back­ground infor­ma­tion on some of the more obscure per­son­ages, but these side­bars often inter­rupt the text in awk­ward places. There are also a hand­ful of car­toons scat­tered through the text. These sort of set the tone of the book, but even the best are only smirk– or groan-worthy. I’d rec­om­mend that any­one with more than a pass­ing inter­est in the sub­ject of tem­pera­ment read both Isacoff’s and Duffin’s books in order to get two very dif­fer­ent per­spec­tives on the matter.

The Navigator

The Navigator (NUMA Files)
By Clive Cus­sler
Put­nam Adult, 2007
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The Nav­i­ga­tor more or less fol­lows the typ­i­cal Cus­sler for­mula: the life of a beau­ti­ful woman sci­en­tist becomes endan­gered as she pur­sues an impor­tant historical/archaeological arti­fact, Dirk Pitt and Al Giordino (or in this case, Kurt Austin and Joe Zavala) swoop in and save her while test­ing a cutting-edge piece of marine tech­nol­ogy. They then team up to find the arti­fact and thwart the evil mastermind/shadowy multi-national corporation/secret soci­ety that needs the arti­fact to achieve world dom­i­na­tion. The good guys, of course, save the world, recover the arti­fact, and thereby cause a large chunk of his­tory to be rewrit­ten. The Nav­i­ga­tor improves on this some­what by touch­ing on two lev­els of his­tory: a Phoeni­cian trea­sure located by Thomas Jef­fer­son and his con­tem­po­raries. Other than that, it’s stan­dard, for­mu­laic, thrill-a-minute Cussler.

Portrait Of A Killer

Portrait of a Killer
By Patri­cia Daniels Corn­well
Berkley Books, 2003
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The case of Jack the Rip­per is one of the world’s most endur­ing unsolved mys­ter­ies. Dur­ing the 120 years or so since the killer claimed his first vic­tim, there has been almost con­stant spec­u­la­tion as to his iden­tity. Doc­tors and sur­geons have always made pop­u­lar sus­pects, as some of the vic­tims are thought to have been dis­sected or dis­mem­bered with some skill. Other the­o­ries have sug­gested Eng­lish nobles. petty theives, “insane” per­sons, and even Joseph (not John) Mer­rick — the Ele­phant Man — as the killer.

In this 2002 book, Patri­cia Corn­well details her inves­ti­ga­tions of and con­clu­sions about the case. She has, for the first time, brought mod­ern foren­sic tech­niques to bear on the case. Lit­tle phys­i­cal evi­dence remains, but she sub­jects what there is (let­ters, mostly) to DNA, mito­chon­dr­ial DNA, paper, water­mark, ink, and hand­writ­ing analy­sis. She uses the result­ing evi­dence to link Wal­ter Sick­ert, a British painter of Ger­man extrac­tion, to the crimes. With this evi­den­tial con­nec­tion estab­lished, Corn­well uses a great deal of cir­cum­stan­tial evi­dence to bol­ster her case.
Among many other things, Sick­ert often painted and drew very dark and men­ac­ing pieces, and Corn­well sees par­al­lels between some of these and the Ripper;s vic­tims or crimes. She cites the fact that Sick­ert, a for­mer actor, was a mas­ter of dis­guise, and that he would often dis­ap­pear for days into one of a num­ber of secret stu­dios he kept in the seed­ier sec­tions of London.

Corn­well also argues against some basic sup­po­si­tions of the Rip­per case. At the time of the mur­ders, hun­dreds of let­ters were sent to the Met­ro­pol­i­tan Police, claim­ing to be from the killer. Most of these have long been con­sid­ered to be fakes. Corn­well posits instead that the vari­a­tions in hand­writ­ing among the let­ters would have been easy for a skilled artist like Sick­ert to fake, and that sim­i­lar­i­ties in writ­ing style and paper types mean that a large num­ber of the let­ters are actu­ally from the killer. She also dis­agrees with the idea that the Rip­per appeared, killed a hand­ful of women, and then dis­ap­peared again. She iden­ti­fies one mur­der that took place prior to the acknowl­edged Rip­per killings and a num­ber that occurred after them as the work of the same per­son — Wal­ter Sickert.

Por­trait of a Killer is com­pelling, but as Corn­well her­self admits, most of her evi­dence is cir­cum­stan­tial. It appears — at least from the orga­ni­za­tion of the book — that she set out to answer the ques­tion “Was Wal­ter Sick­ert Jack the Rip­per?” rather than the ques­tion “Who was Jack the Rip­per?” As such, it comes off as more of an inves­ti­ga­tion of Sick­ert than of the Rip­per. The evi­dence, as Corn­well presents it, shows that the artist could have been the killer — not that he was, and not that any of the other sus­pects weren’t.

Fast Food Nation

Fast Food Nation
By Eric Schlosser
Harper Peren­nial, 2005
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Much of what has been writ­ten about the fast food indus­try in recent years has focused on how unhealth­ful the food is and the industry’s pre­sumed link to the rise of obe­sity in this coun­try. While Eric Schlosser touches on this, his exam­i­na­tion of fast food goes far deeper. Schlosser details the his­tory of the indus­try, trac­ing it to its ori­gins in south­ern Cal­i­for­nia in the late 1940s and early 1950s. He sees the con­cept of fast food as purely a prod­uct of post-WWII Amer­i­can cul­ture: squeaky-clean restau­rants using assem­bly line or auto­mated prepa­ra­tion meth­ods, pro­vid­ing almost instant grat­i­fi­ca­tion to the rapidly-growing pop­u­la­tion of car owners.

Schlosser goes on to show how inti­mately the fast food indus­try has been con­nected to var­i­ous eco­nomic, social, and indus­trial devel­op­ments over the last sixty years. The prac­tice of busi­ness fran­chis­ing — in which a com­pany licenses its name, busi­ness plan, and pro­ce­dures to indi­vid­ual entre­pre­neurs, thus cre­at­ing uni­for­mity of prod­ucts and demand­ing uni­for­mity of sup­plies — is an inven­tion of the fast food indus­try. He also links fast food to such things as the rise of mono­cul­ture, the indus­tri­al­iza­tion of meat pro­cess­ing, the low national min­i­mum wage, and the increased use of processed and arti­fi­cial ingre­di­ents and flavorings.

Although Schlosser spends most of his time exam­in­ing what he (and I) see as detri­men­tal effects of the fast food indus­try, he does find a sil­ver lin­ing. He dis­cusses some good things the indus­try has accom­plished, and sin­gles out some com­pa­nies (such as In-N-Out Burger, one of my favorites) that buck indus­try trends. This book is a fas­ci­nat­ing read, but I wouldn’t rec­om­mend it if you plan to con­tinue eat­ing fast food with any regularity.

Kitchen Confidential

Kitchen Confidential
By Anthony Bour­dain
Harper Peren­nial, 2001
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Anthony Bour­dain pulls no punches in this mem­oir of his life­time in the restau­rant indus­try. He sets out to describe what the peo­ple who toil behind swing­ing kitchen doors are really like, explic­itly point­ing out the dif­fer­ences between them and squeaky-clean TV chefs — or at least their on-screen per­sonas. Bour­dain details his rise through the culi­nary world, from a teenaged dish­washer in a coastal Mass­a­chu­setts tourist town to the Culi­nary Insti­tute of America-trained Exec­u­tive Chef at Brasserie Les Halles in New York. His ascent was far from smooth — inex­pe­ri­ence, drug addic­tion, crazy emplo­erys and employ­ees, and run-ins with orga­nized crime all took their toll. But for Bour­dain, cook­ing — really food — is an all-consuming pas­sion, and he seems able to bounce back from anything.

Beyond being a gritty mem­oir, Kitchen Con­fi­den­tial offers a great deal of insight into how pro­fes­sional kitchens and restau­rants in gen­eral func­tion. Bour­dain explains on which days of the weeks var­i­ous food items are gen­er­ally fresh­est, which dishes typ­i­cally have the high­est mark-ups, what menu items to avoid, and what sorts of spe­cial requests tend to piss cooks off. He also offers advice on kitchen tools, gar­nish­ing meth­ods, and ingre­di­ent selec­tion for the ama­teur cook hop­ing to emu­late fancy restau­rant techniques.

Kitchen Con­fi­den­tial is a very inter­est­ing read, if one can get past Bourdain’s blus­tery tone, salty lan­guage, and some­times unsa­vory doings. He is a good writer, despite these things, and his intel­li­gence and whit often shine through, mak­ing this a book that’s hard to set down.

Villa Incognito

Villa incognito
By Tom Rob­bins
Ban­tam Books, 2003
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Dern Foley, pos­ing as a priest, is appre­hended as he attempts to smug­gle illicit nar­cotics from Laos into Los Ange­les. This is far more than a stan­dard drug bust how­ever; Foley and his two com­pa­tri­ots Dickie Gold­wire and Mars Stub­ble­field had until this time been miss­ing and pre­sumed dead since their plane was shot down over Viet­nam twenty-eight years ear­lier. Foley’s case rep­re­sents a pub­lic rela­tions night­mare for the CIA dn U.S. mil­i­tary. What to do with a for­mer POW who decides to stay miss­ing, then turns up years later as a drug smug­gler? The agen­cies scram­ble to find out who Foley is work­ing with, where the drugs came from, and if there are any oth­ers like him still in hiding.

Mean­while, Dickie Gold­wire is brav­ing the mean streets of Bangkok in search of a gui­tar to take back to Villa Incog­nito, the for­mer POWs’ head­quar­ters. Shortly after his return, his fiancé Lisa Ko arrives at the Villa with news of Foley’s arrest. Gold­wire and Stub­ble­field argue about how to pro­ceed and, after a short visit, Lisa Ko returns to her trav­el­ing cir­cus in the U.S. There, she dis­cov­ers that her tanukis, the odd lit­tle east Asian mam­mals which she trains to per­form — and with which she has a bizarre ances­tral con­nec­tion, have escaped in her absence.

Robbins’s sto­ry­telling is far from lin­ear; his nar­ra­tive is a tan­gled web, work­ing roughly from the inside out. This in no way makes for a dis­jointed read­ing expe­ri­ence, but it does trip one up when try­ing to sum­ma­rize the book. Robbins’s writ­ing is delight­fully con­voluded on a smaller scale as well — he twists sen­tences around, going off on brief tan­gents and mak­ing fre­quent asides to the reader. His cast of char­ac­ters is weirdly hilar­i­ous, includ­ing (in addi­tion to those men­tioned above) a Bangkok pros­ti­tute who hap­pens to be work­ing on a degree in com­par­a­tive lit­er­a­ture, an unem­ployed draftswoman with a clown fetish, an entire town of out-of-work Viet­namese cir­cus per­form­ers, and a Japan­ese animal-god come to earth in more or less human form. Although this is one of Robbins’s most recent nov­els, it’s my first of his; I’ll have to seek out some of his ear­lier books.

Stiff

Stiff
By Mary Roach
W. W. Nor­ton & Com­pany, 2004
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In Stiff, Mary Roach explores what hap­pens after death. Unlike most oth­ers who address this topic, she does not con­cern her­self with ques­tions of heaven, hell, rein­car­na­tion, or any­thing else to do with souls or life forces; Roach is inter­ested solely in the var­i­ous things that hap­pen to our bod­ies post-mortem. She, of course, explores the more or less “usual” activ­i­ties in which corpses are involved: embalm­ing, bur­ial, cre­ma­tion, decom­po­si­tion, etc. She also inves­ti­gates rel­a­tively new environmentally-friendly mor­tu­ar­ial options like tis­sue diges­tion and com­post­ing. But, the bulk (and most inter­est­ing parts) of the book are dis­cus­sions of less con­ven­tional treat­ments of or uses for cadavers.

The med­ical pro­fes­sion has need for a rel­a­tively steady stream of cadav­ers for the pur­poses of test­ing pro­ce­dures and edu­cat­ing stu­dents. Today, these needs are met through anatom­i­cal gifts and unclaimed bod­ies from morgues. These sources have not always been avail­able, how­ever. In the 18th and 19th cen­turies, bod­ies were often obtained through unscrupu­lous means. Doc­tors and med­ical schools often turned a blind eye to the activ­i­ties of their sup­pli­ers, which typ­i­cally included grave rob­bing and — on at least one well-publicized occa­sion — murder.

Beyond sim­ple anatomy lessons, doc­tors and sci­en­tists have had a vari­ety of uses for cadav­ers, how­ever they were obtained. Some are sub­jected to impact test­ing to deter­mine the proper tol­er­ances for crash-test dum­mies. Oth­ers are used to test the effec­tive­ness of body armor. A grow­ing num­ber of cadav­ers are used for var­i­ous types of sur­gi­cal train­ing and prac­tice — includ­ing cos­metic surgery. In the past, they have been used for an array of more bizarre and ethically-questionable exper­i­ments, rang­ing from attempts at rean­i­ma­tion to recre­ations of Jesus’s crucifixion.

Roach man­ages to strike a very del­i­cate bal­ance between gal­lows wit and respect for the bod­ies about which she writes. In this, she mir­rors many of the peo­ple she inter­views — peo­ple who work with cadav­ers every day. Thus, Stiff is often laugh-out-loud funny while also being highly inter­est­ing and infor­ma­tive. Inves­ti­ga­tion of the med­ical and sci­en­tific uses for cadav­ers obvi­ously made a last­ing impres­sion on Roach: she devotes the final chap­ter to thoughts about what she wants done with her own body when she dies.

Ex Libris

Ex Libris
By Anne Fadi­man
Far­rar, Straus and Giroux, 2000
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In this col­lec­tion of essays, Anne Fadi­man cre­ates vignettes of a life full of — indeed, insep­a­ra­ble from — books. Her love affair with books began before she could even read: she eschewed build­ing blocks, pre­fer­ring instead to real­ize her archi­tec­tural imag­in­ings with stacks of her father’s books.

Fadi­man divides her time between dis­cus­sions of books them­selves and of the act of read­ing them. In addi­tion to her early expe­ri­ence with books as struc­tural mate­r­ial, she writes about the joy of sec­ond­hand book­stores, “mar­ry­ing” her library with that of her hus­band, her infant son’s bib­lio­phagic ten­den­cies, dif­fer­ing opin­ions on the proper way to treat one’s books, her family’s pen­chant for proof­read­ing every bit of printed text they encounter, and a bevy of other book-related topics.

Fadiman’s writ­ing is charm­ing and delight­fully witty, while at the same time man­ag­ing to be quite infor­ma­tive. Ex Lib­ris is a great read for any­one who reads late into the night, obsesses over how to arrange books on book­shelves, or is pow­er­less to resist the allure of a used-book store.

Maestro

Maestro
By John Gard­ner
Grand Cen­tral Pub­lish­ing, 1995
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Louis Pas­sau, at age ninety, is the world’s most-accomplished and best-loved orches­tral con­duc­tor. Thus, it is no sur­prise when a con­cert in cel­e­bra­tion of his birth­day sells out in min­utes. But, some­thing else is dri­ving pub­lic inter­est as well: the immi­nent release of a book which claims to link Pas­sau to the Nazis dur­ing World War II. This rev­e­la­tion, along with some clas­si­fied infor­ma­tion about the mae­stro, draws the inter­est of Amer­i­can and British intel­li­gence agencies.

Pas­sau is will­ingly taken into cus­tody fol­low­ing the cel­e­bra­tory con­cert, but then two attempts on his life are made in rapid suc­ces­sion. Semi-retired British agent Her­bie Kruger man­ages to almost single-handedly save Pas­sau in the sec­ond and more sophis­ti­cated attempt. In order to get the con­duc­tor out of harm’s way (and ensure that the British SIS gets the infor­ma­tion it wants with­out CIA, FBI, or NSA med­dling), Kruger squir­rels him away with the help of some old friends.

With some coax­ing, Pas­sau agrees to tell Kruger what he wants to know. But, there’s a catch: the con­duc­tor is only will­ing to tell the entire story of his life, in order. Thus, the rel­e­vant bits will be told in their proper places, sur­rounded by the con­text Pas­sau con­sid­ers indis­pen­si­ble for under­stand­ing his actions. What fol­lows is a long and com­pli­cated tale with more twists, illicit deal­ings, and intrigue than the intel­li­gence agen­cies (or gos­sip colum­nists, for that mat­ter) had guessed.

As Kruger lis­tens to Passau’s auto­bi­og­ra­phy, he fig­ures out that he and the mae­stro are con­nected in some unex­pected ways — and that Pas­sau isn’t exactly telling the whole truth. Through­out this whole process, the two must also stay one step ahead of both the com­pet­ing intel­li­gence agen­cies and Passau’s would-be assas­sins.
I found Mae­stro to be a fairly enjoy­able read. It’s rare that clas­si­cal music is fea­tured in a work of fic­tion — espe­cially a spy novel. It’s evi­dent that John Gard­ner has a pretty exten­sive knowl­edge of the sub­ject. My only real com­plaint about the book is Gardner’s pen­chant for name-dropping within Louis Passau’s life story. He ties the con­duc­tor to so many real-life peo­ple of all sorts that the tale strains credibility.

The Serpent and the Rainbow

The SERPENT AND THE RAINBOW
By Wade Davis
Simon & Schus­ter, 1997
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As an anthro­pol­ogy stu­dent at Har­vard in the mid-1970s, Wade Davis quickly tired of read­ing ethno­graphic stud­ies; he longed to do field­work him­self. He decided, more or less on a whim, to go to the Ama­zon — fol­low­ing the exam­ple of a like-minded friend who’d moved into an Eskimo set­tle­ment a month after decid­ing to leave Cam­bridge for the field. The first step in Davis’s jour­ney was a visit to Har­vard professor/botanist/explorer Richard Evans Schutes for advice and South Amer­i­can connections.

While the trip to the Ama­zon would turn out to be a rel­a­tively minor episode in Davis’s career, his acquain­tance with Schutes would prove to be much more use­ful. Schutes sent Davis on a num­ber of eth­nob­otan­i­cal assign­ments, cul­mi­nat­ing in the one that is the focus of this book: the search for the fabled Hait­ian zombi poi­son and its recipe.
Davis’s search for the poi­son takes him all over Haiti — from a psy­chi­atric insti­tute in Port-au-Prince to noc­tur­nal cer­e­monies in the secret meet­ing places of voudoun (more famil­iarly writ­ten as “voodoo”) soci­eties, from a derelict mermaid-themed night­club to a sacred water­fall in the moun­tains at the island’s cen­ter. With the help of local col­lab­o­ra­tors, he gains entry into many areas and spheres of Hait­ian soci­ety nor­mally closed to out­siders. Every step in Davis’s long quest brings him closer to not only the secret of zombi poi­son, but to an under­stand­ing of the com­plex social and his­tor­i­cal con­texts that gave rise to the voudoun reli­gion and the prac­tice and process of zombification.

Davis pep­pers his account with dis­cus­sions of Hait­ian his­tory, voudoun soci­ety and beliefs, and the his­tor­i­cal and eth­nob­otan­i­cal aspects of the var­i­ous pos­si­ble ingre­di­ents of the zombi poi­son. He man­ages to do this in such a way that the diver­sions never dis­tract from his main nar­ra­tive. Rather, they serve to pro­vide con­text and gen­er­ally enrich his tale. The Ser­pent and the Rain­bow reads almost like an adven­ture story (which is is, to some degree), but also man­ages to be very educational.

I picked this book up used at Elliott Bay Book Com­pany in Seat­tle, but it retains the orig­i­nal price tag on its back cover. Nor­mally I peel stick­ers off my books, but this one was worth keep­ing: it’s from a place called “Rev. Zombie’s House of Voodoo.”

P.S. — I’m a bit behind on my book reviews — I actu­ally fin­ished read­ing this book in August. I’ll try to catch up a bit, espe­cially dur­ing my spring break, which is next week. I’m 16 books behind at the moment though, so it may take awhile.

French Revolutions

French revolutions
By Moore, Tim
St. Martin’s Press, 2002
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The Tour de France is prob­a­bly the most gru­el­ing phys­i­cal tra­vail that any­one actu­ally chooses to under­take. The annual race lasts three weeks, and cov­ers about 2,250 miles. And those aren’t easy miles (well, kilo­me­ters, really), either. The exact route changes every year, but rid­ers always face mul­ti­ple for­mi­da­ble Alpine and Pyre­nean climbs. Just fin­ish­ing the race is con­sid­ered a major accom­plish­ment, and each year a num­ber of highly-trained, über-fit cyclists drop out part-way through.

Amaz­ingly, author Tim Moore is well aware of these facts when he decides, almost on a whim, to ride the Tour’s route (not in the race itself) on his own. Moore makes this deci­sion not after years of train­ing, nor even fol­low­ing years of avid recre­ational cycling. No, Moore chooses to tackle the route of the Tour after years of watch­ing the race on TV and a cycling career that has con­sisted mainly of drunken rides home from the pub.

Nev­er­the­less, he begins mak­ing prepa­ra­tions for the ride of his life, read­ing up on the tour and its rid­ers, and start­ing a (very) mod­est exer­cise reg­i­men. Moore doesn’t even really think about buy­ing a road bike until less than two weeks from his date of depar­ture. Know­ing just enough about bikes to know that he is woe­fully unqual­i­fied to make such a pur­chase on his own, he con­sults an expert. Moore finally orders his gear, and it arrives — three days before he set out.

Moore arrives in France with his newly acquired gear, but with­out a pre­cise route. He has a small overview map clipped from a cycling mag­a­zine, but the pre­cise route of that year’s Tour has not yet been revealed. So, he makes rough guesses based on where the tour has gone before and how far he feels he can ride each day. As one might expect, Moore’s body and soul take a beat­ing over the course of his ride. But, by the end, he’s come a long way towards becom­ing one of the hard­ened hill-climbing machines who inspired him in the first place.

While much of the ride is ago­niz­ing for Moore, but he recounts his expe­ri­ences with comedic flair, and an eye for absur­dity (both his own and that he encoun­ters). The book is a won­der­ful mix of Moore’s per­sonal quest, an account of trav­el­ing through the French coun­try­side, and his­tory of the Tour de France. It comes off like some­thing Dou­glas Adams might have writ­ten, had he decided to do some­thing for which he was com­pletely unqualified.

A Good Man Is Hard to Find and Other Stories

A good man is hard to find and other stories
By Flan­nery O’Connor
Har­court Brace Jovanovich, 1977
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In this col­lec­tion of sto­ries, Flan­nery O’Connor looks at the darker side of life. Many of her sit­u­a­tions and char­ac­ters are far­ci­cal, but the inher­ent humor is usu­ally of the dark­est sort. Tragedy, in one form or another, is present in every story; none has a truly happy ending.

O’Connor draws on her back­ground in the south­ern U.S. for her char­ac­ters and set­tings. She makes exten­sive use of dialect in her dia­logue. In the past, I’ve been some­what annoyed by this tech­nique, but O’Connor does it very effec­tively (the fact that I grew up in the south may have added to my appre­ci­a­tion of it.

I liked these sto­ries, but that is not to say that I nec­es­sar­ily enjoyed each one as I read it. I found it best to take them one at a time, allow­ing for a break in between. Some of O’Connor’s char­ac­ters are so awful and her sit­u­a­tions so twisted that one needs a lit­tle time to digest them. That said, I would still rec­om­mend this col­lec­tion as mas­ter­ful short fiction.

Yucatan Deep

Yucatan deep
By Tom Mor­risey
Zon­der­van, 2002
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Mike Bryant is a world-class cave diver and div­ing instruc­tor. After dis­cov­er­ing a pre­vi­ously unknown (to non-natives) cenote, or water-filled sink hole, in the jun­gles of Mex­ico, Mike and his men­tor Pete Wiley attempt a record-setting dive. Equip­ment fail­ures at 1,100 feet pre­vent Mike from reach­ing the bot­tom of the cenote. But, for unknown rea­sons, Pete never makes it back to the top. Mike returns to Florida and his work as a dive instruc­tor, but the cenote and his friend Pete are never far from his mind. Five years after the fate­ful dive, Mike receives a let­ter inform­ing him that his exclu­sive div­ing rights to the site will soon expire, and that Vik­tor Bel­lum — a com­pet­ing diver and all-around shady char­ac­ter — is prepar­ing to make an attempt. Against the wishes of Brid­get, his girl­friend and dive part­ner, Mike begins plan­ning and out­fit­ting another expe­di­tion to Mex­ico. As his team makes prepa­ra­tions at the Well of Sor­rows (K’uxulch’en, the Mayan name for this cenote), it becomes read­ily appar­ent that some­one — or some­thing — will do almost any­thing to keep Mike from reach­ing his goal.

The syn­op­sis I just gave is in the spirit of the one that appears on the book’s back cover. These two sum­maries each describe a fairly run-of-the-mill adven­ture book. The sug­gested cat­e­go­riza­tion pro­vided on the cover bears this out: “Fiction/General/Suspense.” How­ever, this is only partly truth­ful. In actu­al­ity, Yucu­tan Deep is an Evan­gel­i­cal Chris­t­ian adven­ture novel. There is very lit­tle on the book to tip a prospec­tive buyer off to this fact. One hint is to be found in Morrisey’s bio: “A pop­u­lar speaker, he is also active in both youth and prison min­istry.” The only other indi­ca­tion comes in the last sen­tence of the blurb: “Yucu­tan Deep is a taut tale of loy­alty, greed, and the well­springs of faith and life.” These two clues are present, but there is noth­ing that explic­itly reveals the book’s true nature.

So,” you may be won­der­ing, “what makes an Evan­gel­i­cal Chris­t­ian adven­ture novel dif­fer­ent from a reg­u­lar one?” The short answer: lots of Jesus. A more com­pre­hen­sive answer is that the cli­max of the plot com­prises not only the height of the action, but also the height of Mike Bryant’s exis­ten­tial cri­sis and the point of his becom­ing (under­wa­ter, of course) a Born-again Chris­t­ian. This con­ver­sion comes about after Mike makes an under­wa­ter escape that he attrib­utes to God, but that James Bond or Dirk Pitt would have ascribed to skill, luck, and the abil­ity to impro­vise under pres­sure. The char­ac­ter who is largely respon­si­ble for Mike’s con­ver­sion is a mis­sion­ary who works with iso­lated native peo­ples in Mex­ico (ugh… another rant for another time). This mis­sion­ary — named Elvis — is an ex-surfer who, were this book ever adapted for the big screen, would best be played by a youngish Keanu Reeves, circa Point Break. Elvis actu­ally says things like: “Dude, mir­a­cles are my boss’s spe­cialty!” Now, if Elvis’s surferisms were the most offen­sive aspect of Yucu­tan Deep, I could just write the book off as intended for a dif­fer­ent audi­ence. Unfor­tu­nately, this is not the case.

The book’s por­trayal of the indige­nous peo­ple to whom the cenote is sacred is often closed-minded and igno­rant. Mor­risey cre­ates a fic­tional tribe of Mayan descent who have had very lit­tle con­tact with the out­side world. He then makes this tribe evil, or at least mis­guided (in any case, ripe for “sav­ing”), by hav­ing them throw their sick and dying into the cenote, in a twist on Mayan sac­ri­fice. Of the Mayan belief that sacred cenotes are a sort of por­tal to rebirth in the after­life, Elvis says that it’s the same prin­ci­ple as a Chris­t­ian heaven, “it’s just a ter­ri­ble dis­tor­tion of it.” Later in the book it is revealed that this new form of sac­ri­fice (the sick and injured, rather than the healthy and will­ing) was insti­gated by the med­dling of a deceit­ful white man, anyway.

In another part of the book, the tribe’s leader agrees to a sim­ple test of the valid­ity of his reli­gion and the exis­tence of his gods. Should the test fail, he is fully pre­pared to con­vert to Chris­tian­ity and per­suade his peo­ple to do the same. I sup­pose this is the sort of thing career mis­sion­ar­ies fan­ta­size about: whole groups of peo­ple who are will­ing to give up cen­turies of rit­ual and tra­di­tion in the face of sim­ple chal­lenges of their beliefs. I hardly think that any Catholic would denounce his or her faith if his or her post-Communion stom­ach con­tents were shown not to include any human blood or flesh.

Tom Mor­risey also badly con­fuses the con­cepts of faith and con­fi­dence in empir­i­cal sci­en­tific data. The div­ing equip­ment that Mike plans to use for his sec­ond attempt at div­ing the cenote has under­gone rig­or­ous test­ing to ensure that it will prop­erly func­tion under the con­di­tions to which Mike will sub­ject it. The equip­ment has, of course, never been tested in the cenote at the tar­get depth — that wouldn’t be a test, that would be the real dive. But, Elvis inter­prets Mike’s will­ing­ness to use the gear as pow­er­ful faith; thus, he tells Mike that he pos­sesses the strength of faith nec­es­sary to become a Born-again Chris­t­ian. Mike sim­ply accepts this, appar­ently not real­iz­ing the mas­sive dif­fer­ence between the two.

Please, don’t read this book, or for that mat­ter any­thing else that Tom Mor­risey may have writ­ten. If you want an under­wa­ter and/or archae­o­log­i­cal adven­ture novel, go with some­thing by Clive Cus­sler or Dou­glas Pre­ston. And please remem­ber — espe­cially when shop­ping in thrift stores or used book shops, as I was when I pur­chased this — you can’t judge a book by its cover.
Read my ini­tial reac­tion to learn­ing the true nature of Yucu­tan Deep here.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Book 7)
By J. K. Rowl­ing
Thorndike Press, 2007
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This, the sev­enth and (sup­pos­edly) final Harry Pot­ter book was the first for which I was ready when it was released. I did not, how­ever, join the crowds of peo­ple who stood in line to buy it at mid­night on its first day of sale; I enjoy the books and movies, but I’m not a Potter-head (or what­ever they like to call them­selves).
NOTE: If you’re a part of the (prob­a­bly) small group that plans to read this book but hasn’t yet, you might want to stop read­ing here.

I had fun read­ing Harry Pot­ter and the Deathly Hal­lows, but it left me want­ing in a num­ber of ways. The first of these has to do with the expo­si­tion and con­clu­sion: they are vir­tu­ally non-existent. I sup­pose I can accept the lack of expo­si­tion — tech­ni­cally there are six books’ worth of intro­duc­tion to this install­ment, and jump­ing right into the action in some­what effec­tive as a lit­er­ary tech­nique. The six pre­vi­ous books, how­ever, also make the lack of a sat­is­fac­tory con­clu­sion even more unac­cept­able. The entire series reaches its cli­max in this final install­ment — a cli­max that includes the deaths of some fairly major sup­port­ing char­ac­ters — and the denoue­ment is per­haps the short­est of any of the books. The flash for­ward at the very end wasn’t help­ful, either — it cre­ates more ques­tions than it answers.

Another com­plaint I have is the com­plex rela­tion­ship between Harry and Volde­mort and the con­trived expla­na­tion for Harry’s sur­vival. Volde­mort acci­den­tally made Harry into a hor­crux when he tried to kill the young boy. He then some­how acci­den­tally made Harry invin­ci­ble when he used Harry’s blood in his res­ur­rec­tion. So, a part of Voldemort’s soul is in Harry, which can’t die unless Harry dies. Mean­while, a part of Harry is in Volde­mort, pro­tect­ing Harry from death, due to the pro­tec­tions placed on Harry by his mother. When Volde­mort tries to kill Harry for the final time, this con­vo­luted rela­tion­ship some­how makes the killing curse ric­o­chet around, remov­ing the piece of Voldemort’s soul from Harry, killing Volde­mort, and allow­ing J.K. Rowl­ing to get away with let­ting her pro­tag­o­nist live. Con­ve­nient, huh?

There were a few other more minor annoy­ances, the most promi­nent of which was yet another hissy fit from Ron. He once again gets mad at Harry and stops talk­ing to him. He goes so far this time as to aban­don Harry and Hermione as they’re on the run. Haven’t we been through this enough already? Has Ron had zero char­ac­ter devel­op­ment dur­ing the seven years of the series?

Again, I did enjoy read­ing Deathly Hal­lows, but it doesn’t pro­vide a com­pletely sat­is­fac­tory end­ing to the series. Per­haps Rowl­ing is plan­ning some sort of book that will give more details about what hap­pens to all of the char­ac­ters fol­low­ing Voldemort’s demise (and keep the money rolling in).

The Secret Agent

The secret agent
By Joseph Con­rad
Oxford Uni­ver­sity Press, 2004
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Adolf Ver­loc seems to be the antithe­sis of a covert agent — he’s slow, fat, lazy, and appar­ently inept. How­ever, these latent char­ac­ter­is­tics are pre­cisely what keep peo­ple from sus­pect­ing that he’s any­thing other than a sim­ple shop­keeper with socialist/anarchist lean­ings. In real­ity, he is an agent of an unnamed Euro­pean gov­ern­ment sta­tioned in Lon­don to infil­trate anar­chist groups and report on their activ­i­ties. Ver­loc is sum­moned to the Embassy by Mr. Vladimir, a recently pro­moted offi­cial who has a new task for the agent.

Vladimir feels that the Eng­lish are not doing enough to rid them­selves of anar­chists, and that they need to be spurred into action. The most effec­tive way to do this, he feels, is to con­vince the anar­chists to carry out a bomb­ing so heinous that the British gov­ern­ment will be forced to take swift and deci­sive action. Thus, the task he gives to Ver­loc is to engi­neer an attack on the Green­wich Obser­va­tory, a bas­tion of sci­ence and mod­ernism, within a month.
Some­what shaken by this direc­tive, Ver­loc returns to the storefront/home he shares with his wife Win­nie and her mother and men­tally chal­lenged brother Ste­vie. He begins to plan the bomb­ing, using his estab­lished anar­chist con­tacts to gather infor­ma­tion and mate­ri­als. At this point in the nar­ra­tive, the plot jumps ahead in time and the point of view shifts away from Ver­loc. The bomb­ing has taken place, but it soon becomes appar­ent that some­thing went awry in its exe­cu­tion. The reader is left to fig­ure out what hap­pened, along with the police.

In this book, first pub­lished in 1907, Con­rad adds polit­i­cal intrigue and covert oper­a­tions to a detec­tive story — cre­at­ing, in essence, one of the first (maybe the first) espi­onage nov­els. Conrad’s use of mul­ti­ple lev­els of plots, iden­ti­ties, and agen­das eas­ily matches the com­plex­ity of any present-day spy nov­els. The book’s theme of a ter­ror­ist attack staged to pro­voke a gov­ern­ment response and enable expanded police pow­ers res­onates eerily today, mir­ror­ing some recent con­spir­acy theories.

As in every­thing else of his that I’ve read, Conrad’s prose is often beau­ti­ful, despite the fact that it is fairly dense. His descrip­tions of peo­ple are quite good, but that at which he truly excels is descrip­tions of set­tings and atmos­phere. The Author’s depic­tions of Lon­don — espe­cially its darker cor­ners — are vivid and truly draw the reader in. I think that Heart of Dark­ness is still my favorite Con­rad work, but The Secret Agent comes in at a close second.