The Eight Katherine Neville
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My friend Jeff gave me this book when I was in LA auditioning for USC. He told me that it has a compelling plot, but that it isn’t very well written. “Good plane reading,” he said. I agree completely: The Eight is a real page-turner that had me rolling my eyes at regular intervals.
Katherine Neville’s 598-page behemoth has two related plots. The chapters alternate between revolutionary France (and other parts of the world at the same historical period) and the present day. The plot revolves around the Montglane Service, a fictional chess set given to Charlemagne by a Moorish lord. Naturally, the Service is imbued with unspeakable ancient power and must be kept out of the wrong hands. The powers of good have protected the Service for hundreds of years, finally splitting it up and hiding it around the globe. This drastic measure happens at the beginning of the 18th century plot. The remainder of that plot and the 20th century plot concern keeping the Service out of the hands of power-hungry baddies.
As if this isn’t ridiculous enough already, Ms. Neville feels the need to include as many historical figures as possible in her narrative. These figures are not merely mentioned; nearly all of them play an active role in the plot. I’ve already mentioned Charlemagne, and here’s a partial list of the others: Jacques-Louis David, Charles Maurice de Talleyrand, Germaine de Staël, Cardinal Richelieu, Voltaire, Catherine the Great, Leonhard Euler, Maximilien Robespierre, André Philidor, Johann Sebastian Bach, Napoleon Bonaparte, Jean-Jacques Rousseau, William Wordsworth, William Blake, Jean Paul Marat, Charlotte Corday, Benedict Arnold, James Boswell, Sir Isaac Newton, Alexander Hamilton, and Benjamin Franklin.
In addition to all these historical figures, Neville throws in the Freemasons, the Hashishin, the Babylonians, the Phoenicians, the Egyptians, and a number of other ancient cultures. She even makes the claim that the secret hidden within the Montglane Service is what allowed ancient cultures to build things like the pyramids of Egypt. Because, as we all know, ancient peoples were completely ignorant of things like mathematics, architecture, engineering, and basic physics, and must have had special help to build their temples and monuments. At least she doesn’t suggest that aliens built the pyramids.
Moving beyond problems of content, I have one huge complaint about Neville’s writing style: her use of slap-you-in-the-face foreshadowing. She never hints at future plot developments; she peppers her first-person narrative with statements like, “Little did I know that [upcoming event] would change my life forever!” It’s as though she wants to be damn sure that she never surprises the reader with any of her ridiculous — yet often predictable — plot developments.
In summary, The Eight is even more ridiculous than The Loch in terms of historical tie-ins. It’s more ridiculous than The Da Vinci Code in terms of ancient secrets and international, multi-generational secret societies and conspiracies. At 598 pages, it’s a little long for plane reading, unless one is stuck with multiple flights and long layovers. The plot does dissuade one from putting the book down, but one must take regular breaks for eye-rolling and exclamations of “Oh, come on!”